Hagov 

1- Hangover but written by retards.

2- Sexual practice from Argentina. It consists of giving a blowjob to a bearded man while you hang upside down.

1- Man #1: "yo dude i had a hagov"
Man #2: "Either you're still drunk or you're fucking retarded. It's hangover."

2- Argentine man #1: "Hice el Hagov con Guillermo" ("I did the Hagov with Guillermo")
Argentine man #2: "Sos hagovero ahora? Que grande trolo sos" ("You're a hagovero now? What a big faggot you are")

Hagov by The king of the Doritos July 30, 2025

Italian hangover 

When someone cracks a wine bottle

Over your head.

Italians are known for their wine bottles.

I woke up with an Italian hangover after

Going to that party last night.

Italian hangover by Blu_leef August 28, 2020

Hangover Shit 

A shit you take when you're hungover. It is often a hybrid between diarrohea and a solid shit and smells pretty fucking bad.

guy 1: Hey man, you were so wasted last night.

guy 2: Yeah man, I feel so hungover.
guy 1: I feel good man, I just had a hangover shit

Hangover Shit by thegreenlight September 19, 2013

Happiness Hangover 

The crappy depressed feeling that comes after a time of great happiness. Like a hangover from alcohol, minus the alcohol.

Ryan: What's the matter? You seem a little down.

John: Yeah I just have a happiness hangover.

Ryan: Man I'm sorry, those are the worst!

Happiness Hangover by Noodle Legs November 25, 2011

hangover wank 

the act of masturbation to over come the ill effects of hangover.

wow, i feel like shit, why did i drink so much!? the only thing that can help me now is a hangover wank!

hangover wank by jimmykay47 November 22, 2011

Hangover Paint 

Hangover Paint (noun) a bowel movement which happens after a night of extremely heavy drinking which may or may not have included a poor dinner choice.

The act of passing the movement often feels much like a levee breaking and flooding a Ukrainian town with toxic red sludge.

The viscosity of the movement varies depending on the drinking of the night before, but usually involves a hard "plug" of matter followed by a anal waterfall of muddy post-digested muddy chunks of frozen pizza, pizza bites, hot-pockets and other late night snacks.

This process happens explosively and instantaneously, causing caustic splattering of the toilet bowl and turning the water into a bubbling cauldron of acrid bodily waste. Unless the room is properly ventilated with a ceiling shower vent, two windows, ceiling fan and a door open, the bathroom containing the bodily oil spill will be uninhabitable.

This type of bowel movement occurs frequently after a night of heavy drinking therefore commonly during a hangover.
The color of the deposit is consistent with that of mixing all the paints in home depot, thus the paint.

Hangover paint cannot be washed off the bowl by repeated flushing and requires toilet cleaning or replacement.

You wouldn't believe the hangover paint i just laid down in the bathroom, your going to have to hold your breath while you take that shower.

Hangover Paint by Belair86 January 19, 2011

Nerd Hangover 

A situation where one falls asleep in the AM leaving open a browser window composed of dozens of tabs containing interesting intellectual stuff, philosophy, art, linguistics...take your pick.`

Couldn't stay up any longer. When I awoke, my computer greeted me with a Wikipedia page called 'List of bridges in Slovenia', followed by a tab showing thirty-seven alternative covers for 'Alice in Wonderland'. Of all the many tabs I had left open for myself, only one was left on Facebook. Man, I do not want to have to go through all this stuff, I have such a Nerd Hangover right now...

Nerd Hangover by RoninRogue October 30, 2013