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Hamgurgler 

While in the act of showering, cupping a handful of water and putting it next against your anus and then ripping a fart causing a gurgling sound. Similar to a pressed ham or shower fart or fart
While I was in the shower, I opted out of giving Bob a pressed ham and instead gave him a hamgurgler.
Hamgurgler by Cubby90210 November 11, 2012

hamburger 

A fantastic meal named after beautiful Hamburg City in europe.

By the way: There is no Ham in the Hamburger, because there obviously aint no Burger in the Hamburger neither.

What the f* would a Burger be anyway?

Just like there neither is a Frank in a Frankfurter nor is there a Furter.
In their slackness, the people of america began to call the hamburger just a burger.
Then along came stupid and invented the cheeseburger.
The smart guys figured out: If there is cheese on the cheeseburger, there has to be ham on the hamburger. But what they forgot: There ain't no Frank on the furter either!
hamburger by morkfromtheork November 23, 2009

hamburger 

When you take Ex-Lax, stick your ass against a window, and shit as hard as you can.

The shit will be on your ass cheeks and smushed in your asscrack and it will look like a hamburger through the window.
"Dude, I just nailed the church with a wicked hamburger!"
hamburger by DeliPro June 20, 2007

hamburglar 

A drunken chick who likes to jump on meat (dick) and then steal the person's wallet.
Dude, don't tap that! She's a hamburglar.
hamburglar by brobi1kinobi March 1, 2011

Hamburger 

Two men fucking a cow at the same time
Johnny and Gave went to give Betsy a Good hamburger
Hamburger by Chucky November 30, 2016

$100 hamburger 

A restaurant/diner that is popular with private pilots. Generally located on an airport.
Hey man, lets fly to the next town over and grab a $100 hamburger!
$100 hamburger by HighFlyingA380 November 2, 2010