The day before a girl moves away you have the roughest nastiest oral, vaginal and anal sex with said woman to the point where she tears, sweal and bleeds then you cum all over her so her body is the color of the US Coast Guard flag.
Mary was always in to me but she was fat. So when she told me she was moving away i thought before she goes i would finally hook up with her and give her a Coast Guard goodbye.
by Labia Puncher January 8, 2011
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Drug Stopping/Seizure
Envoironmental Protection
Search and Rescue
Homeland Defense
I consider this to be a pretty valuable asset of the US military, but often wonder why it hasn't been incorporated into our Navy.
Drug Stopping/Seizure
Envoironmental Protection
Search and Rescue
Homeland Defense
I consider this to be a pretty valuable asset of the US military, but often wonder why it hasn't been incorporated into our Navy.
Fisherman 1: "Oh crap, out boat is sinking!!!"
Fisherman 2: "Sweet! Here comes the Coast Guard to save our asses!"
Fisherman 2: "Sweet! Here comes the Coast Guard to save our asses!"
by MFrancis May 13, 2005
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Slang for a gat. Generally a handgun, or other concealable firearm.
Often used in conjunction with teeth.
Assumed to have originated in the Canadian west provincial drug trade.
Often used in conjunction with teeth.
Assumed to have originated in the Canadian west provincial drug trade.
by Geth November 17, 2004
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Get the load guard mug.The Guard job at Kavra's Kingdom is the first stage as a high rank. You will have the same ability as a Knight. Imagine getting fired for inactivity the first week...
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Such a word is Guaranfuckingtee.
Such a word is Guaranfuckingtee.
by XSarcYX August 21, 2007
Get the guaranfuckingtee mug.another phrase for "free drama classes" that gives twenty highly disturbed teenage girls access to long poles, sabre's, rifle's, and the ability to kick their faces with their legs. basically, if you really want to die, go tell one of the girls that they remind you of an old cheerleading buddy. they'll go tai chi on ur ass.
Joe: Whoa... dude... did you see that gaurdie shove that flag up that guys ass? he must've cheated on her or something.
Frank: AHHH! cover your balls man... they're coming towards us with sabre's!
Joe: Oh no... my artificial leg just broke... go on without me... SAVE YOURSELF!!!!!!
Frank: AHHH! cover your balls man... they're coming towards us with sabre's!
Joe: Oh no... my artificial leg just broke... go on without me... SAVE YOURSELF!!!!!!
by Big Mac May 21, 2004
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