Pockets Guacamole

When somebody reaches in their pocket and they find that a candy bar has melted and their pocket has become sticky and filled with goop. Similar in consistency to guacamole.

Put your hands on my tummy, Pockets Guacamole

by BannanaSammitch May 16, 2011

guacamole shower

a rare phenomenon caused by the unrestricted spillage of guacamole dip. often caused by an exploding guacagrenade, the guacamole shower leaves everything in its path stained an avocado green, at least until the next rainstorm.

as lisa tried to pick up the serving bowl of guacamole dip, it slipped from her greasy hands and crashed to the table, strewing green stuff everywhere. "nice guacamole shower, lisa," tammi yelled, "i hope it rains soon, or at least before mom and dad get back from cancun."

by earpuller July 16, 2006

guacamole dick

ones dick who smells of guacamole

Girl, how you gonna fuck that dude with his ol guacamole dick

by Big Arlem October 3, 2004

GuacCock

a man with a guacamole looking infection on his dick after fucking a fat prostitute.

i dont want to get down with you and your GuacCock, that shits crusty.

by madeaforlifecc May 25, 2011

Guacaholie

The act of storing a delicious guacamole spread around the anus hole for the day's duration only to be followed by one's partner/partners eating/sucking/slurping this delicious guacaholie from the forbidden area. ;)

Bring the chips and margaritas baby, because tonight we're having a guacaholie party! I'll invite our kinky friends.

by gahlee! May 12, 2011

Guacaruna

A term usually associated with people of low intelligence or without common sense.

Response to someone asking a very obvious question. "What are you, some type of guacaruna?"

by Cyan The Man September 13, 2011

Anal guacamole

When a girl gets the runs after anal sex
"Hey babe lets go to the movies"
" Sorry, I had fun last night but; I have severe anal guacamole"

If a guy gets anal guacamole he's queer

by Jeauxxx March 28, 2015