ruffled grouse

a bird-like, annoying girl that talks too much about her menstruation cycle in public.

I'm tired of hearing about that girl's period, she is such a ruffled grouse!

by Karl Eller February 10, 2010

ghud grease

(v)- The act of being caught jacking off at a friend's house, typically a really embarrassing moment. This occurs when one has enough guts to beat off at someone else's house and then karma bites back.

Chad: "Dude I heard you got ghud greased! Man what's your problem?!"

Garret " Yea mane shit, it was an accident dawg. I mean I couldn't resist that shyd..."

by greaser11 March 26, 2010

Grease Beat

When you have a quiet night in, buy a 21 piece bucket of KFC chicken, smash it while watching some porn, then use the left over chicken grease as lubricant to pleasure yourself.

I recommend putting a towel down while having a grease beat and please ensure a hefty clean up after the experience.

"What are you up to tonight, mate?"
"Heading home early for a major grease beat session"

OR

That guy has a grease beat 2-3 times a week

by cricketfanbb3/6 January 9, 2011

Greaseslide

A greaseslide is what will happen when bacon is elected with an overwhelming vote in 2012 and becomes baconator! A baconator is a benevolent and wise dictator who rules in a Baconocracy! Baconocracy is the choice to unite not divide... Bacon will rule wisely and benevolently. In this politically divided country our best hope for unity is to unite behind bacon in the bacon party. Only bacon can win a true mandate. The bacon party has a vision of world peace where all the diverse peoples of the world unite behind bacon. As we all know, bacon makes everything better. The motto of the bacon party is VOTE FOR GREASE!!! Bacon is the last best hope for the USA!!! Elect bacon in a greaseslide!

In 2012 the bacon party candidate, bacon, was elected in a greaseslide when the people chose a baconocracy!

by jmspaesq November 10, 2010

crotch grease

the lubricant that forms around your ball sac when the temperature becomes too hot.

The crotch grease is building up around me so much you would think we were in an autoshop.

by george tedbetter July 24, 2006

jayz grouse

the best youtuber ever he is loud and proud

i love watching jayz grouse on youtube

by Waluigiboi February 7, 2019

ass grease

The lingering stench left behind, after an individual doesn't shower for five days (or more), eats a lot of mexican food, and drinks excessively. Not even half a bottle of fabric refresher/air sanitizer will eliminate this stench.

I dare you to go in Lesley's room because it smells like ass grease. Good luck because you will most likely dry heave.

by Kate, Lesley, and Lydia October 3, 2005