blonde goddess

A beautiful man that goes to our school near you

Person 1: Omg, there he is

Person 2: who
Person 1: blonde goddess

Blonde goddess
A man that you were to refer to as "the blonde god" or "hottie"

by Thus is a closeted homosexual May 18, 2018

cum goddess

A cum slut worshipped for her beauty and innate ability to make worshippers blow massive loads. A deity that needs cock and can suck and fuck unlike a normal bitch. When worshipped strongly enough she will devote her being to being a complete whore for her daddy and his cock.

Megan became Scotty’s cum goddess after he worshiped her whore cunt and overflowed her pussy with his huge loads.

by Pig_owned July 18, 2018

t-town golden hurricane

The act of pissing in the back of an oscillating fan while a chic has her face planted in front of said fan.

She was so hot after banging away for hours that she was begging for a t-town golden hurricane.

by Bicscuit Beater January 17, 2008

Golden Shower

When you shower your loved one in piss

Lover #1 HONEY I’m home!!!!
Lover #2 Shall I prepare a Golden shower for you dear?
Lover #1 Yes dear

by whts_Nx February 5, 2020

Golden bath

During the act of sex one partner will urinate into the second partners colon. A veritable "piss enima."

Similiar to Golden Shower

Fred was into many types of fetish play, but his favorite dirty little secret was pulling off a Golden Bath on a "Newbie." He loved introducing new people to his liquid love.

by John Thurmon May 2, 2005

Goldemort

Noun.) Another name for the very bald, and very creepy principal of Fairfax Highschool. Along with his baldness and extremely awkard way with speech, he oddly resembles Voldemort from Harry Potter. Especially at graduation when he is fully cloaked. Goldemort is name math; Goldfarb+Voldemort=Goldemort. Goldemort tends to keep his head uncommonly shiny, almost blindingly so. Add this to his uncanny blank eyed dark lord stare, and youve got your self one deranged Tom Riddle.

Student #1: "AHHHHH!!!! MY SCAAAR!"
Student #2: "Chill out choosen one, its just Goldemort."

Student #3: "Did you hear about the new dress code?"
Student #4: "Oh yeah... I heard Goldemort is making us wear cloaks with pointy hats and masks that dont actually conceal your identity whatsoever."
Student #3: "Bloody hell..."

by The real "Griffin"dore. December 17, 2010

Golden Corral

To lose control of one's bowels due to a spontaneous onset of diarrhea from eating at Golden Corral.

Unable to arrive quickly enough to my next destination (and the next available restroom), I Golden Corralled in my pants and had to drive home in a pseudo-standing position.

by TripleSS May 26, 2009