Goated

The tucking of one’s nuts between one’s legs and prancing on thy tippy toes

My lord, would you like an old fashion goating?
Yes sire
(Man prances with nuts outs)
Ahhh I love getting goated

by Suckmynoodle69 February 3, 2020

Goated

To be 'goated' into something. Often represented by the photo of a goat. The goat may be in any action at the time, but his mere presence signifies someone is being goated.

"I totally goated Sedin into hooking me, Olli."

or

"I can't believe that goat goated me into giving him some grass to eat. What a b@$tard.)

by HPHatecrafts April 7, 2009

goive

It essentially means whatever, or to express a lack of importance. It can be a verb, noun or adjective.

Stop goiving! (not doing anything)
Maths is such a goive subject.
Exercise is such a goive.

by Manjiman April 19, 2010

Goated

A state of mind, a feeling that's all high and beyond stoked.

A feeling that can't be described and leaves speechless.

How you doing bro? I'm totally goated!

I'm so fucking goated right now!

goat stoke stoked ecstasy fuck amazing high highest euphoria Feeling

by TheMadJueys April 8, 2016

Gooter

A mixture of goober goofy a Great insult

Youre A Gooter

by Madelynn Jade March 7, 2009

Goatea

A tea made from dried out goat testicles placed in tea bags then steeped in boiled or luke warm water. mmm good

Or

The incorrect spelling of the word Goatee meaning a moustache and beard around the mouth. making the mouth resemble a pussy... see goatee

Example 1
Me: Hey man
Man: Hey
Me: dude, u got a vagina on ur face
Man: thats cause i want to look like some kinda washed up boy band punk ass LOSER
Me: Well you pulled it off

Example 2

Farmer: Get me a glass of goatea muriel, im in the mood for some ball juice

by Krieger69 March 10, 2008

spanish goatee

Spanish Goatee; the process of farting on a spouses chin while receiving testicular felacio

Bob - "he jerry"

Jerry - "yeah"
Bob - "I totally gave heather a Spanish Goatee last night"

by 1562 June 1, 2010