gofreak

A highly energetic, slightly overbearing, videogame fan on the Gaming-Age forum.

That gofreak will hand you your ass at Mario Kart!

by Anonymous June 23, 2003

Gaffe-termath

The attempt to overcome the negative effects of one's gaffe

After the candidate made an awkward reference on camera, her supporters went on TV immediately in a gaffe-termath

by Una Malachica May 27, 2008

Gaffed cards

Gaffed cards are trick-cards that can be for example double sided or have non-original faces. These types of "fake" cards can be used for a great variety of card magic-tricks. With sleight of hand, you can make the spectator believe that you have an original deck of cards. These kinds of illusions will be more powerful, giving a better reaction from the spectator(s).

No way Josh! How did you do that trick?

I'm not telling...

Please!!!

Ok, i used gaffed cards i bought on the internet.

You cheeky little bastard! You fooled me so bad!!! Haha.

by PeAcE June 12, 2012

Goffwaffle

An annoyingly long thread of conversational drivel, usually political in nature, that serves the dual purpose of articulating a known fact in an overly smug fashion and insulting another person(s) on a deeply personal level.

If I have to read another facebook post jam-packed with that son of a bitch's arrogant goffwaffle, I'm going to crowdfund to have him fired out of a cannon and into the sun.

by DardyAs September 3, 2016

goofey

A white lazyass doggy hes a poodle( i think) and his owners are on vaca ...very chunby and with a sexyass look

GOOFEY IS SEXY
GOOFEYYY IS WHITE

by Soamfnc December 20, 2016

Guffer

A person who is too dazzled by their environment to lead an intentional life. Portmanteau of 'gas' and 'huffer'.

I ventured through the midwestern united states and it was beautiful, though there were a many hickless guffers going nowhere. So sad.

by Jer Jungle February 11, 2018

Panda Golfer

a) A golfer who would only play a round of golf under almost perfect conditions (e.g. sunny, no wind, ideal temperture, 9-plus hours of sleep the night before) so the golfer's performance on the scorecard is maximized. Like a panda who is pampered and needs perfect condition to mate.

b) A southern California golfer.

Tony will not join us tomorrow morning, that Panda Golfer will not play under any adverse weather condition.

by BBG-GBL February 16, 2009