Gerb

verb - while physically a grown man, you're far more likely to state the obvious as a child would. Also apt to make pollyanna religious statements.

retard

- um, the sun is really bright and hurts my eyes. Shut up, Gerb.
- um, isn't this a really beautiful day god has given us today?

by the Dude abides August 20, 2014

Gerbilising

The act of surfing the internet with a gerbil lodged in your rectum

Richard Gere is my hero. He's a gerbilising fiend.

by Cha! Said te Kitty July 10, 2009

gerber

A girl who is both very hot and clearly underage. Derived from the definition of burger as being a fine piece a ass; a gerber is a young burger.

Kevan: What were you up to?
Jim: I was at the high school for my little sister's soccer game. That place was crawlin with gerbers.

by DuezersAnonymous January 5, 2007

Gerber Baby

known as a person that is not about that life. One that gets drunk after two beers, and does not handle liquor very well. Also a person that gets no women, and has no muscle definition.

We're going to the club tonight, but we're leaving the Gerber Baby behind. We dont want him throwing up after two beers.

by Carlos Hangover Baby. January 19, 2011

gerbil rocket

The act of Gerbiling,and,then,trying to get the gerbil back out with a naked flame,to find that your ''natural gases'' are flammable.

''Oh shit,that Hamster Just Got Gerbil Rocketed''

by zigger January 1, 2008

Hot Gerber

Hot Gerber (1): The act of placing (hot) baby food onto one's dick and inserting it into a vagina or asshole.

Hot Gerber (2): The act of using (hot) baby food as a replacement for lube in a sexual context

Hot Gerber (3): A hot bitch with a last name of Gerber

Dude did you hear? Collin totally hot gerbered that bitch last night!

by Collin Oppat August 28, 2008

Kaia Gerber

We don't like her.......Austin Butler is not hers...

J: Bro, have you seen Kaia Gerber and Austin Butler lately?
L: YES!!!!!!!!!! I DONT LIKE HER! MADE MY HUSBAND CHEAT ON ME MY BOI.

by yourmomeatspoop May 15, 2023