Fucktastic

Fucking Amazing, A fuckload of something thats fantastic that makes a Fucktastic event, even more awesome than awseomesauce.

Jamal: dude I totally got with that girl.

Robhy: thats fantastic bro.

Ramzi: Yo Bro, I totally got with both those girls, at the same time.

Robhy: DUDE!!! thats FUCKTASTIC bro!!!!

Fucktastic by Romizie January 3, 2011

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Google Fucktard

Someone who Google's random information that usually requires a long haul in the education department. They hold the traits of being self-righteous, full of themselves sometimes, and have unrealistic objectives.

A Google Fucktard may (or will) Google things such as the mass of an element on the periodic table, to things like "how fast does an object fall that weighs 200 pounds from a height of 1000ft"?

Google Fucktards usually think they are smarter than you, and usually end their fallacious arguments with "That's right, I'm smarter than you!". They think they are smarter than you because they have the god power of Google to answer their useless fucking knowledge

Person 1: "You should know that there are different levels of Assault charges and you could go to prison since you are a legal adult"

Person 2: "Actually, according to Wikipedia, the charges vary on the infliction of assault on someone. That's right I'm smarter than you"

Person 3: "Yes but there are different variations of Assault. If you punch somebody several times that is attempting to cause bodily harm"

Person 2: "Oh yeh well what's the atomic mass of Plutonium? 244! That's right I'm smarter than you!"

Person 1: "Oh my god what a Google Fucktard"

Google Fucktard by I'm smarter than all of you!!! October 13, 2011

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fucktard

a combination of the words fucking and retard
a fucktard is basically a stupid person who is mentally challenged, conversationally challened, technologically challened etc. they lack the ability to speak properly, comment sensibly, get dressed without help etc

some examples of well known fucktards are here
George bush
Madonna
Tony Blair
Eminem
50 cent

fucktard by tara05 January 1, 2006

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fucktorte

1) A stupid or contemptible person. Usage originated on #geekpunks on irc.freenode.net.

2)A rich cake, made from many eggs, a little four, and spunk.

1) Don't pin your labels on me, fucktorte!

2)I wouldn't eat that cake, it's a fucktorte.

fucktorte by deus-ex-maria July 16, 2008