fart

An explosion directly from my shit hole that makes me smile and you gag

Whomp! Sound of giant fart
Dude what did you eat?
Your mom!

by big boom fart shakalala January 21, 2008

fart

1. It's shit without the mess. That almost sounds like an ad doesn't it?

2.Something that you can handle smelling if you farted, but will clear a room fast.

1. Are you tired of shitting yourself to clear a room? Do you wish that there was an easier way? Well, now there is! All you have to do is fart. All the sounds, smells and feelings of shit, without the hassle of cleaning it up!

2. Damn, that fart smells good...I think I'll stay home today and enjoy it. Maybe I'll spend my whole day in a closet to keep the smell together...

by explodinglightbulb13 March 28, 2009

peepee poopoo fart fart fart

The words on Liz's mug.

"Hey man, what does Liz's mug say on it?"
"Peepee Poopoo Fart Fart Fart"

by Apricotcustard August 13, 2023

fart

when a dude/chick/animal/other shoots wind out of its ass, sometimes making a noise. can sometimes smell(very bad) chicks don't like it. guys are usually proud of their farts. some people even enjoy the smell of their own farts.

chick: i love you
dude: (farts)
chick: ew, freak!

by bananersrgood April 19, 2009

fart

Shits with the same funny sound and same vile smell but no fuss, no mess!

Jim- "Holy shit! Your going to need a change of underwear."
Xavier-"Nahh, it's all good. I only farted."

by HARASSS November 23, 2010

fart

1. The best feeling in the world once you let it out.

2. A extremely smelly thing. Sometimes you fart so hard you shit your pants.

Anthony: (fart)
Bob: Dude what was that
Anthony: ahhhh that felt so good i farted

2. Phil: (extreme fart)
Bob: What the hell was that!?
Phil: Oops. I guess I shit my pants again

by IMNOTVERYCREATIVEBITCHES April 28, 2013

fart

A fart is the spirit ( sometimes can be nasty ) of the food you ate a while ago ! To keep them away during the day one has to make a special offering to the toilet in the morning. Failing to do so can enrage the fart spirit and can result in you getting thrown out of a moving bus later during the day !

Guy:1-What's that awful smell ? Dude did you just fart ?
Guy:2- oh that's the ghost of the turkey I ate yesterday !
Guy:1- man you're full of shit !
Guy:2- I guess I'am...

by spectre97 January 27, 2014