false fagging

When a guy goes to a gay bar and pretends to be gay just so he can get free drinks.

I was broke, but fiending for some alcohol. So I put on a tight pair of pants and started false fagging at a gay bar.

by Crampy Toes September 1, 2013

false angel

An individual who appears to be nice and kind, but turns out to be a complete monster once you point out something that they don't want you to. Often times these are the people who can (or at least think they can) get away with all sorts of crimes. Many times unless you have a great deal of evidence to the contrary against such an individual, almost nobody will believe you. In rare cases in which others do believe you, the false angel will do everything in their power to discredit you. A false angel will pretend to be nice simply to get you to do something they would rather not do themselves; or to get something from you. They’re manipulative, with poor morals/values, if any. These individuals bring others great joy when they get their comeuppance. Some base traits of false angels are their aloofness, their lack of conscience, the fact that they are all backstabbers & have exceptional acting skills. Frequently false angels are also Assholes & extremely petty. Despite the fact that every false angel's at least shown their true nature to at least one person, they somehow manage to convince everyone around them they're an angel. False angels rely on deceiving people into thinking they're better in some way. They do this by advertising themselves as being kind, funny, trustworthy, the ever so vague cool, smart, honest, or pretty; with most claiming to possess all of these traits at once. In each case, the false angel is lying about either most, or all of these traits.

Individual 1: I thought individual x was an angel until they stabbed me in the back and took everything that I have ever worked for. What a false angel!
Individual 2: What! Individual x would never do such a thing! You're crazy!
Individual x: *Sobs* and I thought you were my friend Individual 1! You're just jealous because I'm so pretty!
Individual 2: How dare you individual 1! Can't you see how much you've hurt poor, innocent Individual x! Don't worry Individual x, I'll make sure that *insert insult here* never does such a thing again!
Individual x: *Cheekily smiles at Individual 1.*
Individual 1: Did you not see that?!!
Individual 2: *Looks at individual x.*
Individual x: *Sobbing* They're just cr-cr-crazy. I just don't understand why they h-h-hate meee!
Individual 2: You're disgusting individual 1.
After it happens to Individual 2: Good grief Individual 1! You were right about individual x! I wish I had believed you sooner!
Individual 1: Told you so. A total false angel.

by The * Impossible * Girl May 23, 2018

false accusation

1) An untrue claim or charge that someone has done something illegal or wrong.

2) How a claim or charge is labelled when it is levelled against a rich white man.

Definition 1: "The President is making false accusations of purgery against the women who testified in the Kavanagh case."

Definition 2: "All these #MeToo false accusations have got to stop."

by NestedLoops September 15, 2019

Failsauce

An expansion on the term "/fail"

A higher degree of saying "you fail at life" or in that particular instance of whatever they did.

Commonly used in MMORG style games, chat program or Ventrillo.

"So last night I totally got with Shelly!"
"400lb Shelly?!"
*nods*
"Dude... Failsauce!"

by Daakal January 20, 2009

definitely false

When something is wrong, to the extreme.

"I do not suck at life, you are most definitely false."

by Bevy September 28, 2006

you have failed me

The last thing you hear your boss say before your sudden demise. Usually because you screwed up that one time. Oops.

You have failed me for the last time, Admiral.

by Intelligence001 September 5, 2019

pushing a false narrative

A phrase created by activist Reena Walker and first used in her group Progressive Black Thinkers on Facebook and then picked up by political writers and producers in the news media that were group members. It means to convey a story that isn't real but to characterize it as if it is by creating a false story behind the situation in order to make it factual, when the history itself never happened.

Donald Trump is pushing a false narrative that the Mueller investigation is a witch hunt created by the Democratic party, even though Mueller is a Republican.

That guy got caught cheating by his girlfriend but was pushing a false narrative that he and the other woman were just friends, to anyone who would listen.

by keyanswers June 9, 2018