Fail Festival

(Adj)1. To have something fail on a massive scale 2. To be naturally terrible at a large amount of things (Noun) 1. Anyone who uses Urban Dictionary

(Adj)1. I am a Fail Festival because I go to over 10 forums 2. (See Tosh)
(Noun)1: You

by Bograth, PhD Wordsmith March 6, 2007

whale fail

Getting pinned down while swimming alongside a killer whale in open waters; I fail of immense proportions; Free Willy 3: The Rescue.

"Oh man, did you see that killer whale fall on top of that diver!?"

"Yeah! That was a whale fail!!"

"Almost as whale fail as Keiko in Norway!"

"THEY ATE KEIKO!?"

by Epic Marine Biologist January 21, 2009

senses fail

possibly one of the greatest emocore bands around and for all u haters how bout u shut the fuck up u don't even know the band so FUCK OFF don't forget "RUM IS FOR DRINKING, NOT FOR BURNING".

don't knock SENSES FAIL untill u listen to SENSES FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!(that was for all u hater faggots!)

by dawggydoo May 21, 2006

jail fail

Any time you undertake an action where the probable outcome is a quick trip to jail. Jail fails are the second from the bottom in the heirarchy of fails.

See also: Epic fail, death fail

Steve: So I'm pretty sure I saw you pedipass last night.
Austin: Yeah, I hope it doesn't turn into jail fail.

by SargeSmith April 25, 2008

Urban Fail

when you have a word that would be epic for the public, but is refused by the editors of Urban Dictionary. Even tho the meaning or word isn't that offensive

1: dude, did you end up putting that word of urban dictionary.

2: tried, but f**king editors Urban failed it

1: aww arseholes, try Encylopedia dramatica

2: ED FTW

by Trumadoor January 3, 2010

Howard Fail

The biggest fail of all failures. Worse than an Epic FAIL!

Ms. Lovett: Damn Howard Exavior Turpin the 82nd! You put glitter ALL OVER ANTHONY!
Anthony: Aww shit man! Seriously! Now it will never come out.
Sound Tech: HOWARD FAIL!!!!

by SoundTech#1 July 26, 2009

Epic Fail

When your city's Major League Baseball team sets the record for futility in all of professional sports.

See Pittsburgh Pirates 1993-2009.

When they made their final out of their 82nd loss of the season, for the seventeenth consecutive season, the Pittsburgh Pirates achieved Epic Fail status in the world of professional sports.

by Jumpondees September 8, 2009