Burnt Face Man

A series of short cartoons by David Firth. Burnt Face Man is supposedly a superhero named Burnt Face Man, but doesn't have many powers. He also has a burnt face. He can however create a SONIC BOOM although it is weak. Burnt Face man is reputed to be gay, and has two main foes, Man Spider and Bastard man. He enjoys playing Mel Gibson's safari 3 and having a piece of cheese. Anger Man gave him a golden shower while listening to cradle of filth.

Burnt Face Man: Take that crime, you shit!

BFM:You there, are you a crime...inal a criminal?

BFM: Well if it isn't my old foes Man Spider and Bastard Man.

BFM: That's it, I'm adding you to my list marked villains
Rockhead Rumple: No, take me off the list, cross it off!
BFM: No Sir!
RR: Dickehad, you're a dickhead!
BFM: Not one!

by grubbly plank October 11, 2007

stank face

A human facial expression identified by a flaring of the nostrils and raising of the upper lip which is caused by '70s influenced funk bass playing.

Marcus Miller gets that stank face when he play!

by hannybobo December 28, 2010

Ugly Face

The face people make when they're having an orgasm, and the face people make when exercising and trying to get just one more repetition.

woman: "Keep it right there babe, I'm Cumming!"
man: Get it, get it! Get that Ugly Face!

Weight lifter: "No more! No more! I can't!
Trainer: "Dig deep Ron! Give me one more! Put on your Ugly Face! One more!!!"

by talk2me-JCH2 February 18, 2021

puff puff the magic dragon, smoke in the face

the act of blowing smoke in someones face

shaniqua didnt liek the way tiny tim was acting, so she gave him a big puff puff the magic dragon, smoke in the face

by billyp01 September 5, 2009

i will stab you in the face, repeatedly

A phrase i use when i'm truly pissed and about to snap

"if you don't shutup right now, i will stab you in the face, repeatedly"

by AleisterEPOD March 7, 2009

face fucking

When a male thrusts his penis in and out of a mouth instead of allowing a mouth to bob up and down on a penis as in typical oral sex.

I wanted to give Mike a nice, slow blow job but he grabbed my head and ended up face fucking me instead.

by Nikkinightowl May 27, 2008

Face-Muppet

A growth on the head resulting from getting punched or kicked.

If Randy doesnt leave me alone, I'm going to give him a Face-Muppet.

by Rob Righter September 9, 2008