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Floating

Rather than actually engaging in back and fourth penetration, a Mormon male will leave his penis in a Mormon female's vagina and just let it float there for an extended period of time. This is a very popular ritual practiced by millions of happy Mormon couples everywhere. Usually during this extreme act of closeness, the male and the female will talk about mundane things and scriptures they have read about in their place of worship. Its great bonding experience and doesn't effect their chances of getting into Heaven. This is the act of floating. Also referred to as the Provo Float. Sometimes confused with a Provo Soak.
Jacob Smith: What did you do this weekend Jonas?
Jonas Smith: I was floating with my honey.
Jacob Smith: Niiiiiiice.
by MoreMonHistory July 10, 2014
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Float

Getting High....Smoking Weed...like stoning or blazing
Let's float this weekend at my place
by Bob Marley's cousin Dick June 10, 2013
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floatin'

1. Meaning cool or awesome
2. Can also be used to describe things that are suspended in air/ levitating, but this is not as important or as useful as definition 1
"Man check that out Mark! Thats floatin'!" I said as Patrick looked on. "yea dude that's really floatin'" exclaimed Jeremy.
by Jonathan "Hammy" Hamilton November 16, 2005
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alabama fizzy float

Rinsing a dirty penis in your mouth with the soda of your choice (preferably coke), and swallowing.
His dick was disgustingly dirty, so I gave him an Alabama Fizzy Float before we started.
by Alabama Fizzy Float June 19, 2014
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floaters

when you take a crap, the crap floats and does not sink to the bottow of the toilet bowl
That crap was a floaters not a sinker
by Miami Pete October 12, 2005
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Float The Boat

Man: I'm Trying To Float The Boat!
Woman: Try Harder! My Ass Is Getting Cold!
by AlexPower October 9, 2008
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Finger floater

1. One who is constantly trying to finger someone.

2. Someone who cuts their fingers off at party's and throws it into the pool for everyone to see.
"What's that in the pool". Oh man i never knew Stan was a finger floater.
by Randy Gilbert April 15, 2009
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