Exasterbating

Getting off on telling falsehoods. Especially of those pertaining to people or situations.

You tell more lies than a politician! Quit exasterbating, and tell the truth for once!

by Dr. Shadow April 28, 2016

exam fat

Extra weight - mostly in the hip, thigh and bum region caused by too much study, stress induced comfort eating and not enough exercise

The FRACS exam has given me exam fat

by Daisylouie August 29, 2016

Exam

The last test you will ever get in Middle School. The grades you get from the exams are the final result and will decide where you end up. Literally hell.

Guy 1: Finished my exams and i got it all wrong
Guy 2: Dude, good luck living in the future.
The End

by Thaun February 7, 2017

exasperate

outing all your energy on foreplay so when it comes to the real thing you tired

im exasperated, idk if i can make it

by caresforyou2 May 21, 2017

Exasurbated

Exhausted from masturbating

I don't think I can come tonight, I'm really exasurbated.

by LuciusKills May 24, 2017

Exasterbating

It's when you're so bored that you literally just start beating your meat for absolutely no reason other than just plain boredom, and you're completely flaccid and you cant pop a chub even with porn so you just sit there and beat at it for like 6 hours until its 6am and your hand is going numb and your dick is purple so you finally give up and look at beastiality or My Little Pony porn or some shit because "It's something different" and you finally pop a half chub like the degenerate you are and stroke harder and harder until you finally finish and it's the least satisfying orgasm you've ever experienced, literally just kinda oozes out. Not to be confused with Satisbating.

Dude 1: Man, I had such a shitty night.
Dude 2: Why?
Dude 1: I was Exasterbating so hard. I finally caved and watched beastiality and came.
Dude 2: Shit son, sounds like a crappy night.
Dude 1: Yeah, I'm probably on the FBI Watchlist.

by Iwelcomedeathwithaspreadass May 22, 2018

Example before definition

1) I'm gonna create a word
2) What is it gonna be?
1) Example before definition

When you switch the definition and example you get example before definition

by Saetern June 11, 2018