You don't even know! 

Catch phrase used by office personnel to show smug superiority to others.

Cooter: Hey bud, did you do the TPS reports on Friday?

Ronious: Of course I did, you don't even know!

You don't even know! by Darth Ronious August 18, 2009

You don't even know 

Used to describe something that is out of the persons understanding. Is derived from Jamaican dancehall DJ's challenge to rival DJ's and call to audiences "ya don't know my style'' etc. Now used by townies and inner city kids to describe their experiences or views on life in general.

'We got so mashed... trust you don't know.''

''Rooney's volley was sick...you don't even know''

You don't even know by Jaytool June 9, 2005

You're Dipping In The Kool-Aid And You Don't Even Know The Flavor 

What you say to prove you're black in front of millions of Americans.

"Well Mr. Vice President as an African-American who loves Kool aid (especially watermelon because im black LOL!), there is a saying that You're Dipping In The Kool-Aid And You Don't Even Know The Flavor! Get it because im black LOL!" - Cory Booker

You're Dipping In The Kool-Aid And You Don't Even Know The Flavor by bruhsoundeffectnumber2 July 31, 2019

you don't even know 

Phrase used when expressing extreme distrust, angst, and revolt.

Who do you think I am? You don't even know.

you don't even know by PineappleJuice March 14, 2015

don't even trip

Don't mess around; Don't lie.

Are you serious? LaQuanda slept with 5 guys last night? Don't even trip cuz I'mma bout to call her.. so if you playing, I'mma beat you.

don't even trip by Shadae November 29, 2003

like it's not even there 

a specific phrase used to describe a vehicle, usually Tom's ram cummins diesel, that can tow anything, even a mountain, without any sort of stress on the truck

"I was towing my camper last week and brought it up the steepest hill in West Gloucester and it was like it's not even there" said Tom to friend Tyler

like it's not even there by Benjamin Le. October 23, 2005

what even is 

A way to express confusion over a situation or an object... can be followed by the thing that is confusing, or just said by itself, usually with "this" at the end.

Mom: What even is this, Jacob? -points to line of powder on his desk.
or
Madison: What the fuck Alex? You're cheating on me?!?!? What even is this?!?!?

what even is by shadypalmtree April 27, 2016