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the city of england

The city of england is the city which nick crompton is from - the biggest city in the world
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The New England Catapult

When your cum/chowder load is so built up that you shoot your parter across the room like a god damn magic show, not to be confused with a Seattle Shot Put.
Wow did you see The New England Catapult over there!? I hope she is ok and would help here, but she has cum dripping out of her at the moment.
by Vince Morgan January 1, 2019
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Toilet of England

Kent county.

The name references the long queues of lorries in Kent, awaiting to enter Eurotunnel to France, held up by the long border queues because of the ill-progressing Brexit negotiations.
"Yeah, if Boris fails to agree on a deal, it's going to make Kent the Toilet of England, because of the lorry queues, they are 5 miles long already..."
by eurowatcher December 20, 2020
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new englander

a very rough, violent, anal sex position
by radhika smith November 29, 2003
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The queen of England

An old bat that just won't make room for the new generations. She thinks she is above all the other peasants of society because she was born 'special'.
Chad: "Have you heard of the queen of England?"
James: "That's that 90-something year old bat who refuses to give out, right?"
Chad: "Yes"
by Chingchongweenie April 11, 2021
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England

<noun> Geography;

The largest and most populous country in Great Britain, the largest island of an archapelago located 20 miles to the North-West of the European continent. England has borders with Scotland and Wales; Elsewhere, it is mainly bounded by the North sea and the English Channel.
It's capital city is London, which is also it's main economical and governmental heart. The government itself is known as a parliamentary democracy consisting of political parties whose members are elected into 'seats' in the House of Commons. Each member represents a constituency (usually a city or group of towns) and if elected is then known as an MP or Member of Parliament.
The Monarchy of England is symbolic and plays no powerful role in the political system, although they are the rulers of the State, and the Commonwealth by name.
London is also the capital city of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, with it's members: England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland (in order of land mass).
Britain had the largest empire ever known, covering just under one third of the Earth's surface, on which "the sun never set."

==> The name 'England' derives from "Angle-Land" from the Anglo-Saxons who settled here in the 4th-8th centuries A.D. Which also explains foreign names for our country, e.g. "Angleterre" in French.
ENGLISH PERSON: "I am from England."

ENGLISH PERSON 2: "Oh. Me too."
by Stuart Fletcher May 15, 2005
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england

greatest country in the world, unfortunately with the stupidest prime minister in the world, and the only reason america is actually there!
england rocks,so much more than america it's almost untrue!
by philash July 15, 2008
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