Wild Elf

Wild elves are hardier that their cousins and have a reputation for being fierce, indomitable warriors. Wild elves aren't noted for their brains.

legolas isn't one of these

by smurf August 22, 2004

Elfed

Also Elfing.

A predatory sexual tactic used to seduce women by acting like a Christmas loving simpleton.

Generally targets urban professional women returning home for the holidays who are unsatisfied by their career and/or rebounding from a difficult break up.

Characterized by an initial display of childlike intelligence coupled with an inexplicable aptitude for Christmas related activities, followed by the revelation of a tight physique, acts of service for her parents, niece/nephews, the community, or in some cases her own child if Dad is out of the picture. Ultimately culminates in copulation.

Bro, I totally elfed her…she’s a lawyer in Manhattan but was in town for the holidays. I made cookies with her niece, then I popped my shirt off while fixing her parents busted radiator, we went to pick out a Christmas tree, then we had sex!

by Donlentile March 13, 2025

anal elf

Someone who gives anal to a big daddy

Did you hear about santa's anal elf's?

by Dick ass bitch fag June 27, 2017

Elf euphemism

A euphemism that stupidly normalizes or "shrinks" bad and vulgar words into dumb-freshly idiot euphemisms or Humpty Dumpty moron euphemisms

"Blonderasious" is an elf euphemism of "blondejerky"

by Maltreater Carmeile September 3, 2025

ELF

Number eleven in german.

Ich bin elf Jahre alt = I am eleven years old.

by L0REDO March 17, 2021

Elf

entitled little fuck

Karen is one humongous elf.

by luc i. ferine August 26, 2023

elf vision

When your elf on the shelf draws glasses on your face so you can Santa in his sleigh better at night.

My elf on the shelf gave me elf vision!

by Santa Claus and candy cane December 24, 2023