Elmwood Park

The most boring town in Illinois. Mostly constructed for little kids, as the parks have signs that say "No children over 10 allowed." Most teenagers are driven wild as there is no where to stay or go, only one skatepark in the middle, and it closes at eight when summer curfew is eleven.

"Elmwood Park is so lame! There's nothing to do here."

by JessicaVanity August 5, 2007

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Elmira

A quaint town in Upstate New York near the Finger Lakes. Has a small population and is a short distance from Ithaca and Corning. Contains a beautiful college under the same name. Lots of factorys due to its large economic past. Known for the town where Mark Twain wrote the legendary Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

Wow, Elmira would be a nice place to visit on a vacation.

by Chris Cormier September 5, 2008

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Elmo

Awesome red monster, cooler than barney. Don't be mistaken, unlike Barney the Purple Dinosaur, Elmo can be enjoyed by anybody of any age because he's cool. Although he always says he loves his fucking crayons and fish which makes me wonder what he's on.

Everybody loves Elmo, Barney must die

by Cullengirl9878 June 27, 2009

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elmira

The person whos definition lies above me could not be anymore wrong. It is a town of people who THINK they are hood when in fact are very wrong.Their high percentage of wiggers and fake gangstas like to invade other towns around them, causing a lot of drama and try to persuade others that they are gangsta. In conclusion, Elmira is a town in which bad shit rarely goes down, despite how many would like to believe so.

"Elmira is, in reality, not very hood at all."

"There ARE rainbows in Elmira"

by I know more than the guy above me June 24, 2006

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tag along elmo

A person who is to clingy and annoying and seems to follow you every where you go. Someone who doesn't understand the meaning of "get lost". Even when you purposely get lost in a crowded shopping center they still seem to find you. Most times the tag along elmo is hyper- emo and they can't stand walking past a HOT TOPIC store with out going in. They are generally pop punk rejects that are in the 13 to 18 age bracket that hate themselves and the idea of joy. They always mooch cash off of their older sibling or friends that are either working or recieving unemployment checks. A Tag along elmo will tell one really good joke to a friend then will fallow it up with numerous shitty jokes and puns that in their minds they think are funny.

When ever I get my pay check my sister turns into a fuckin' tag along elmo, that is until i'm out cash does she leave. I just a got a raise at burger king and now my brother insist's on going shopping this weekend. hey dude look at that crowd of tag along elmo's in front of starbucks. HOT TOPIC is having a new shipment of TWILIGHT merchandise coming in, buy what you want now because the tag along elmo's are getting out of school soon

by king incest October 20, 2009

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