Elmwood Park

The most boring town in Illinois. Mostly constructed for little kids, as the parks have signs that say "No children over 10 allowed." Most teenagers are driven wild as there is no where to stay or go, only one skatepark in the middle, and it closes at eight when summer curfew is eleven.

"Elmwood Park is so lame! There's nothing to do here."

by JessicaVanity August 05, 2007

Red Light Dancer

A chicago slang term referring to a Stripper/Exotic Dancer.

*AT A CLUB*
Man: Hey baby, with a body like that you must be an angel.
Woman: No, actually I'm a red light dancer.
Man: Oh Man!

by JessicaVanity August 04, 2007

Red Light

A lighted sign expressing that you should speed up and go through it.

SHOOT! RED LIGHT!
*Engine Revs*

by JessicaVanity August 12, 2007