dorkoration

n. Incredibly poor speech or speaking style. Not to be confused with doorkoration which is an awful ornament stuck on a door, usually at Christmas.

Did you catch the debate last night?

I cannot be bothered to listen to that dorkoration.

by gnostic3 November 4, 2016

Dukota

Gay as fuck. Stupid. Likes fat girls.

Dukota never made it.

by 163965225 December 5, 2016

durka durka durka

What a person yells when someone is being stupid

Carly don't eat crayons durka durka durka

by PMHS April 15, 2017

Ducko

Weak; Not capable of withstanding criticism. Lame conversation going nowhere. Person weak or wimpy.

"That's some straight Ducko weed, you got played" ; "This dude is on straight Ducko status right now".

by Uralius April 6, 2017

dorkompus

A mutated blue whale penis. Infused with herpes and pubic lice.

That dorkompus is the biggest I've ever seen!

by Chork June 6, 2017

Dukopathy

Personality disorder. Unhealthy obsession with a particular journalist. Named after Dutch journalist Wierd Duk. People suffering from dukopathy usually confuse constructive criticism with slander. Highly contagious in a Twitter context. When there's a collective outburst of dukopathy (usually caused by bandwagon behaviour), it's called 'dukomania'.
Symptoms include: Creative interpretation of words and tweets, taking words out of context, repetitive use of old screenshots, lack of humour, pompous demeanor, ingroup-outgroup bias.
High-risk groups: People working for Dutch newspapers NRC, De Volkskrant and Jalta. Social justice warriors. Envious bloggers.

"Sufferers from dukopathy tell eachother it's 'ok' to hate Wierd Duk now. Some have recently even started to use fake quotes to justify this hatred."
"Wow. Shouldn't we raise awareness for Dukopathy?"

by De Prof July 17, 2017

dirko

A random guy with no life

There is dirkos every where

by qeoubcoqdsbcphasbd October 30, 2017