dorkoration

n. Incredibly poor speech or speaking style. Not to be confused with doorkoration which is an awful ornament stuck on a door, usually at Christmas.

Did you catch the debate last night?

I cannot be bothered to listen to that dorkoration.

dorkoration by gnostic3 November 4, 2016

dickoration 

The act of decorating one's penis through methods including but not limited to:
- tattoos
- diamonds
- stickers
- wax paintings
- gems
- piercings

Synonyms: pejazzling, aka. penis vajazzling.

"Oh Pedro, your dickorations make my vajazzles tingle."

dickoration by The Vajazzlers September 12, 2014

deskorations

The accumulation of personal and decorative items on ones desk

Your workspace would look better with some deskorations.

deskorations by Amber H. Stiles March 14, 2009

donkolation

The act of a donkolator checking you or someone around you out.

There was definately some donkolation occurring with those chicks back there.

donkolation by Pete Karl February 10, 2004

donkolation station 

A place where donkolators can participate in the act of donkolation on you or people around you.

The bar in the back is a friggen donkolation station.

donkolation station by Pete Karl February 10, 2004

DESKORATION 

DECORATION ON YOUR DESK

MATTHEW'S NEW PAPERWEIGHT WILL MAKE A NICE DESKORATION.

DESKORATION by HUEYS GOOD OLD BOYS February 5, 2015

dooration 

Da length of time dat some action occurs regarding a hinged wall-flap.

Twiddling da adjustment-screws on an overhead slam-stopper will vary da dooration of its closing-cycle and how firmly it allows said swinging panel to close.

dooration by QuacksO December 30, 2024