Appternoon Delight

The practice of barricading oneself in a bathroom stall for 20 or 30 minutes every afternoon just to play Angry Birds on your smartphone

I'll be back in about 30 minutes, I'm going to grab some Appternoon Delight

by woodenrims May 2, 2011

Turkmen delight

Like the Turkish Delight (aka lokum) but from Turkmenistan. Many Soviets and Turks enjoy it. The taste is somewhat similar to Dr. Pepper, so if you like Dr. Pepper, you will like Turkmen delight. However, if you expect it to be like a Turkmen version of Turkish delight, then prepare to be disappointed.

Turkmen person: Have you tried our fabulous Turkmen delight?
Turkish person: What's that, your rip-off of our fabulous lokum?!

Turkmen person: Ok, that's fine. You don't give a shit. You don't know what you're missing.
Turkish person: *tastes the Turkmen delight* Yuck! At least it's slightly different from our delight but it's horrible!

by FunkDaBeat November 26, 2014

strawberry delight

when a man ejaculates in a woman's face, followed by punching her in the nose, giving her a nosebleed, then rubbing it all across her face.

he gave her a perfect strawberry delight

by ziggel January 29, 2017

midnight delight

The engaging in coitus or sexual pleasures during the first hours of the morning (aka. sex at midnight or 12:00 AM). This act can involve two or more people but can also extend to self pleasure.

Related: Afternoon delight

John watched as his girlfriend engaged in some lustful midnight delight with another, much older and experienced woman. John was aroused.

by TERRORMOTO June 3, 2017

Southern Delight

Noun: The act of participating in a threesome with two siblings.

Man, I had the best Southern Delight last night with the Smith twins.

by Lilmeat September 18, 2017

English Delight

The act of performing vaginal oral sex while burying your nose in her anus.

I did an english delight on a girl last night and now everything smells shitty.

by zx05 June 7, 2018

Double Delight

(weird sex) (scat)

When a man ejaculates and has a poo at the same time.

It is scientifically proven that passing faeces is pleasurable, imagine intensifying that a hundred fold by spumming your muck at the exact same second in time.

took that bird into the nightclub bog for a blow job, I was sat on the bog while she sucked me off, I was so pished that I actually pood myself as I came. It was a eureka moment, like discovering gravity. Once you have a Double Delight , normal sex will never quite be the same...

by Dirk Diggler 44 September 18, 2018