A form of purgatory devised by Walt Disney, and constructed and completed by Disney Scientists conveniently before Walt Disney's supposed passing. It is in this realm that he lives as king for eternity among his creations.
He has many Jews working there as slaves to milk these creations for sequels, which is made easier by the fact that they are exposed to these classics at all moments in time for eternity through the use of a PA system and hundreds of projections on every wall, accompanied by the occasional classic "huh-huh!" laugh of Mickey Mouse every 60 seconds. On occasion, this vault is mistakenly referred to as "The Sacred Realm", "Another Dimension/Home For Infinite Losers", "Hell", "The Shadow Realm", "The Right Turn At Albuquerque", "McDonald's Playplace", "The Set Of Barney", "The Office/My Dead-End Job", "MMORPG", "Big Rigs", "Spirit of Speed on the Dreamcast", and "Hydlide", among the most popular and well known names.
Ganondorf, the most well-known member of the Jewrudo tribe, is known for constantly being sent to the sacred realm by Link. This realm, in reality, is the Disney Vault, where he has been forced to create such "masterpieces" as "102 Dalmations" and "Cinderella 3: What if the glass slipper didn't fit?".
Vampires are 94% immune to the Disney Vault, and 67% of badasses are as well.
He has many Jews working there as slaves to milk these creations for sequels, which is made easier by the fact that they are exposed to these classics at all moments in time for eternity through the use of a PA system and hundreds of projections on every wall, accompanied by the occasional classic "huh-huh!" laugh of Mickey Mouse every 60 seconds. On occasion, this vault is mistakenly referred to as "The Sacred Realm", "Another Dimension/Home For Infinite Losers", "Hell", "The Shadow Realm", "The Right Turn At Albuquerque", "McDonald's Playplace", "The Set Of Barney", "The Office/My Dead-End Job", "MMORPG", "Big Rigs", "Spirit of Speed on the Dreamcast", and "Hydlide", among the most popular and well known names.
Ganondorf, the most well-known member of the Jewrudo tribe, is known for constantly being sent to the sacred realm by Link. This realm, in reality, is the Disney Vault, where he has been forced to create such "masterpieces" as "102 Dalmations" and "Cinderella 3: What if the glass slipper didn't fit?".
Vampires are 94% immune to the Disney Vault, and 67% of badasses are as well.
Bambi has been put back into the Disney Vault, looks like we're going to have to save our cash and use BitLord.
I lived in the Disney Vault for 80 years! After hearing Mickey Mouse's laugh about 42 million times, and seeing every Disney movie more times than I'd like to recall, you can't blame me for becoming a serial killer and a furry.
After Ganondorf was defeated by Link, he was doomed to make Cinderella 3.
Raditz soon regretted ever visiting Earth, for he was quickly banished to creating The Lion King one and a half.
You better go to church today, or Walt Disney will pull you into the Disney Vault!
In the land of Yu-Gi-Oh, you either excel at collectible card games or wind up writing The Beauty and the Mentally Unstable Peasant.
Needless to say, Bugs Bunny shall regret not taking a left turn at Albuquerque for the rest of his days.
I bought my son a McPizza. He refused to taste it, so I threw him away in the Disney Vault. See you in about 10 years, Billy! Don't drown in the ballpit, haha!
I have to go back into the Disney Vault tomorrow, where I shall deal with idiots and dickheads for several hours.
I've been playing in the Disney Vault for years now. I've been enduring damnation for about 8,103,511 exp points, and I'm in a clan, but we'll never escape the mundane torture.
God damn, I feel like I've been put away into the Disney Vault.
I lived in the Disney Vault for 80 years! After hearing Mickey Mouse's laugh about 42 million times, and seeing every Disney movie more times than I'd like to recall, you can't blame me for becoming a serial killer and a furry.
After Ganondorf was defeated by Link, he was doomed to make Cinderella 3.
Raditz soon regretted ever visiting Earth, for he was quickly banished to creating The Lion King one and a half.
You better go to church today, or Walt Disney will pull you into the Disney Vault!
In the land of Yu-Gi-Oh, you either excel at collectible card games or wind up writing The Beauty and the Mentally Unstable Peasant.
Needless to say, Bugs Bunny shall regret not taking a left turn at Albuquerque for the rest of his days.
I bought my son a McPizza. He refused to taste it, so I threw him away in the Disney Vault. See you in about 10 years, Billy! Don't drown in the ballpit, haha!
I have to go back into the Disney Vault tomorrow, where I shall deal with idiots and dickheads for several hours.
I've been playing in the Disney Vault for years now. I've been enduring damnation for about 8,103,511 exp points, and I'm in a clan, but we'll never escape the mundane torture.
God damn, I feel like I've been put away into the Disney Vault.
by Malt Whisbee September 25, 2007
Get the The Disney Vaultmug. DisneyWang Literal meaning a small penis of a young man who watches the Disney channel.
Bahlahlah:
Was the First Person to be designated for DisneyWang Status. His Hair has not growing in yet and his period has not started thus he received his Disneywang status (The Awards in the mail). Ever since young Bahlahlah could remember he would wake up and have to turn to the Disney channel, unfortunately for him his junk he could not yank due to his non pubescent status.
davedays's:
This young Man was giving his status early on in life, But he was kinda shy about his status. His Fixture with Mylie Cyrus, Has Cost him Many Girlfriends. He finally Received his award From Miss. Smiles To Which He Jumped up and down and said "Like Totally Cool, I'm Like the DisneyWang King" Unfortunately for Young Dave he does not realized that Disney Wang is not to be proud of.
Lorax1515:
Well Technically Not Officially a DisneyWanger. Miss. Smiles, and the "Disneywang of America Felt Obligated to give him the award and status. due to the small to nonexistent peen he has, and his love of '''The Little Mermaid''' Unlike the other two Disneywanger,s old Lorax celebrated his status. He has now framed his award.
Seek Help Immediately:
If You know anyone suffering from the effect of Disneywang, Please Seek Help Immediately, It has some serious side effect later on in life. Some Symptom's to look out for.
*Fixated on Micky
*Fixated on Mylie Cyrus
*Watch Disney channel 24/7 till their balls drop
If you don't stop it at an early age you will develop.
*High Energy
*Making offensive songs
*Small Peen (You may grow but the peen won't)
*Early Baldness
Bahlahlah:
Was the First Person to be designated for DisneyWang Status. His Hair has not growing in yet and his period has not started thus he received his Disneywang status (The Awards in the mail). Ever since young Bahlahlah could remember he would wake up and have to turn to the Disney channel, unfortunately for him his junk he could not yank due to his non pubescent status.
davedays's:
This young Man was giving his status early on in life, But he was kinda shy about his status. His Fixture with Mylie Cyrus, Has Cost him Many Girlfriends. He finally Received his award From Miss. Smiles To Which He Jumped up and down and said "Like Totally Cool, I'm Like the DisneyWang King" Unfortunately for Young Dave he does not realized that Disney Wang is not to be proud of.
Lorax1515:
Well Technically Not Officially a DisneyWanger. Miss. Smiles, and the "Disneywang of America Felt Obligated to give him the award and status. due to the small to nonexistent peen he has, and his love of '''The Little Mermaid''' Unlike the other two Disneywanger,s old Lorax celebrated his status. He has now framed his award.
Seek Help Immediately:
If You know anyone suffering from the effect of Disneywang, Please Seek Help Immediately, It has some serious side effect later on in life. Some Symptom's to look out for.
*Fixated on Micky
*Fixated on Mylie Cyrus
*Watch Disney channel 24/7 till their balls drop
If you don't stop it at an early age you will develop.
*High Energy
*Making offensive songs
*Small Peen (You may grow but the peen won't)
*Early Baldness
by Disneywang June 29, 2008
Get the disney wangmug. by Judge dredd7 September 23, 2011
Get the Disney Worldmug. Pertaining to abusive anal penetration by an item or body part from one person to another to control, scam, & or trick their victim. Sometimes confused & referred to as Disney Land.
1. "Girl, I want to take you to DISNEY WORLD!"
Translation: (Girl, I want to but+ fu<k you.)
2. A nonce kidnaps children & takes them to Disney World too demon possess them.
Translation: (Pedophiles kidnap children & molest them anally to demon possess them) {demon possess>anal abuse that leads to schizophrenia, double personality, blackouts & terroristic behavior because the physical & mental pain & humiliation is too much to handle that their mind splits/creates another persona. When black outs occur they may not be able to remember, especially when drugs or medication are forced or used as treatment.}
Translation: (Girl, I want to but+ fu<k you.)
2. A nonce kidnaps children & takes them to Disney World too demon possess them.
Translation: (Pedophiles kidnap children & molest them anally to demon possess them) {demon possess>anal abuse that leads to schizophrenia, double personality, blackouts & terroristic behavior because the physical & mental pain & humiliation is too much to handle that their mind splits/creates another persona. When black outs occur they may not be able to remember, especially when drugs or medication are forced or used as treatment.}
by Banana's&French Fries March 31, 2021
Get the Disney Worldmug. V. The act of complementing the aesthetics of your partners genitals during the act of oral stimulation.
Guy 1: Dude, last night i got complimented in the bathroom by this hot chick giving me a blowjob!
Guy 2: That's a pretty awesome way to get disney appled.
Apple Disney Disney Apple
Guy 2: That's a pretty awesome way to get disney appled.
Apple Disney Disney Apple
by abcdictionary March 23, 2016
Get the disney applemug. The act of walking into a Disney park and completely and utterly SHITBLASTING any toilet of your choosing.
I ate some dank Mexican food at epcot and had to take a raging shit, so I found the nearest bathroom and proceeded to do a Disney shitblast.
by CUNTSMASHER January 1, 2015
Get the disney shitblastmug. A wonder and magic filled place wit a little rat mascot that wears gloves that are twice the size of his hands and has a duck friend that has spaz -attacks and freak-outs all the time the rat also has a rat girlfriend that also has gloves to big for
its hands. The duck wears a sailor hat even though he owns no boat and the rat's girlfriend has a duck friend who is just a duck named after a flower. The rat's voice sounds like he's on every drug in exsitance ansd sounds SUPER high in a childrens' show.
its hands. The duck wears a sailor hat even though he owns no boat and the rat's girlfriend has a duck friend who is just a duck named after a flower. The rat's voice sounds like he's on every drug in exsitance ansd sounds SUPER high in a childrens' show.
person1: I cant wait to go to Disney World
person2: why do you wanna see a crack head rat
person1: because it's Disney World
person2: so
person1: i'm still gonna visit the crack head rat
person2: why do you wanna see a crack head rat
person1: because it's Disney World
person2: so
person1: i'm still gonna visit the crack head rat
by AMONG_US_PURPLE_GUY_ October 22, 2020
Get the Disney Worldmug.