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dickhand

To touch public surfaces after touching one's private areas, perhaps by utilizing the facilities, perhaps by self-pleasuring, perhaps by pleasuring someone else, without having the civil nature to wash one's hands first.
That Google guy dickhands the bathroom door every time. Why can't that guy wash his damn hands?
by Andrew Badera August 13, 2010
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dickhead

The sensitive helmet shaped tip of the male genitalia. The head of the dick.
He got his dickhead stuck in his zipper.
by pileup August 31, 2009
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Racist dickhead

I don't think I even need to define it. A racist dickhead is a whore who is biased and racist against people of color.
Damn, what a racist dickhead.
I know, rightttt?
by A Little Girl Called Nabz March 21, 2021
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Finger Dickhead

One who got a fucking small~~~ DICK + IS A FACHKING IDIOT IN DA HEAD
Hey Jo Dude, Ur Just A Finger DickHead Man

OMFG W00T OWNED!
by Ken March 3, 2005
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Dickheadian

Your best friend recommends the perfect cpa for you......you call them and they say they are not taking on any new clients...so you ask them please for a referral.......and they say, "I HAVE no referral for you !!!!".....Now THAT'S a Dickheadian !!!!
by "Swami" December 24, 2007
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Dickheadity

Activity or activities that highlight a person as an utter dickhead.
She was a moron, frequently engaging in dickheadity.
by Grandpa G July 12, 2011
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Dickhead

A walking penis capable of semi-intelligent speech.
Shanice: Godammit man you're such a dickhead!
Demetrius: Well then I'm the biggest cock you'll ever see!
by El Rey de los Memes Dankó August 7, 2014
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