derrick

A whiny little bitch who has aids hair.

Dude #1: Hey who's that bald motherfucker?
Dude #2: Don't worry about that aids-hair bitch. It's just derrick.

by cybernubs December 15, 2008

Deering

The act of surprising cars in remote areas at dusk by standing along the side of the road, eyes wide, head out, using your hands to make antlers.

Is that Aaron along the side of the road? Man, he sure loves deering.

by Chilltownian July 7, 2013

Derrick

He will (fuck) you hard with his masive (cock) and will tung punch your mom.

Derrick king of (sex) man flerting and money AKA pussy getter

by Bigest Dick 69 June 6, 2018

Darrin

The shortest person you will meet he likes watching porn and jack off to chicken little he is a pretty cool short dude with glasses and he needs a guy to put the weiner in his buns or he will get lonely.

Darrin looks like dexter lab.

by Old hack 626 November 10, 2017

Dearing Report

An entirely fictional account written by a senile drunk old man bribed by the government to write this bullshit about higher education. As made-up as Harry Potter but less fun.

Includes absurd claims such as that charging students over the moon to study will encourage more people to go to university, that the threat of being millions of pounds in debt doesn't stop poor people studying, and that students in ten years time will ride to university on the backs of flying pigs.

Dearing is an asshole.

The Dearing Report is a pile of fucking shite.

Dearing should be fucking smoked

by Andy April 20, 2004

deerin'

the act of pestering or annoying someone to the point of eruption. also can be used when another is destroying you at any game -- be it wii tennis or air hockey.

you're deerin' me, breh, antlaz and all.

by mmmmmmmstrat March 15, 2009

Derrick

A tall light skinned black man he makes girls wet at work and leaves them horny for months, He loves him short mexican mixed girls whose also in love with him but she refuses to see it cause of actions . He is a tall sexy amazing man but be carefull cause he would break your heart into a million pieces.

Derrick let me suck your dick (after rubs my pussy and tells me no) were at work and will get caught

by Hduxfs hdudkd December 19, 2018