designated dancer

Noun
A friend who tells you to stop dancing when you are awkwardly and drunkenly dancing alone

I am so glad to have my designated dancer with me at parties! Now I'll never be the lone dancer freak again!

by Prince of Egypt November 24, 2010

delignant

To be in a magical state of hallucination that allows life to be viewed as an almost childhood reality of adventure and happiness as caused by LSD.

Tom: When you're really really high, you're stoned, right?
Becky: Right.
Tom: So, what are you, when you're tripping really really hard?
Becky: I don't know.
Tom: (3 second pause) whispers Delignant.
Becky: Yeeeah. Delignant.
Tom: Gna
Becky: Gna. Delignant. Gna. haha

by Kenneth Baabs December 2, 2011

Designated Distraction

The person that was initially the designated driver who acts drunk and leaves the bar so the local cop follows him and pulls him over while all the other drunks leave the bar while the cop is busy with the designated distraction.

Bob, the sober one, leaves the bar and pretends that he has a hard time putting the key in the lock...then sits there for a moment leaning over the steering wheel. He drives out of the parking lot of the bar and the cop follows him as he drives just a hair under the speed limit and sways a bit, but still maintains the lane. The cop can't stand it so he pulls Bob over and asks Bob if he has been drinking. Bob says "No officer...I have not." Of course...while cop is busy with Bob...all the other people leave the bar. Then the cop gives Bob the sobriety test and finds out he really is OK and Bob says..."I told you that I had not been drinking...I am tonight's Designated Distraction.

by Flamewalker July 15, 2013

Designated Walker

To be the sober one walking all the drunk people home.

Amy, Hannah, Lauren and Ashley went to a party in town. The designated walker(s) were Ashley and Lauren. Amy and Hannah decided to leave the party but were to drunk to walk home alone, so the designated walker(s) (Lauren and Ashley) walked them home.

by amybroook April 22, 2014

deindustrialisation

also spelled deindustrialisation: is a process of social and economic change caused by the removal or reduction of industrial capacity or activity in a country or region, especially heavy industry or manufacturing industry. It is the opposite of industrialization.

Although literature (Brady et al. 2007, Feinstein 1999, and Lee 2005) indicates the occurrence of deindustrialisation in Australia, industrial employment and output in the country have been steady.

by ScrapperNun August 17, 2014

designer hoe

Want fake/over rated clothes so bad ud probably hoe for them

Boy:all i wear is trues and u wear levis broke nigga
Boy#2: go pose in a mirror nigga u a designer hoe

by chamaquito September 26, 2014

Designated Diver

A designated diver is someone who swims on behalf of somebody who either, cannot swim, tries to swim with electronics and/or is too drunk to swim.

Person One: My mom broke her phone, she was drunk and went swimming with it.

Person Two: She needs a "designated diver'

by RitchardCrafty November 22, 2015