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by FrenchVanillaSake March 2, 2025
Get the 《¤》When《¤》People《¤》Inflict《¤》Damage《¤》I《¤》Do《¤》Not《¤》Feel《¤》Pain《¤》Or《¤》Emotions《¤》mug. 1. When you poop in a toilet and the water slings back up at your ass.
2. When you pee and your urine bounces back at you.
3. In video games when you attack something and it causes damage to surrounding enemies.
2. When you pee and your urine bounces back at you.
3. In video games when you attack something and it causes damage to surrounding enemies.
1. I went to the public toilet and had serious splash damage.
2. I tried peeing on the guys car but I got splash damaged.
3. I'm gonna through my grenade.
BOOM!
That caused like 20% splash damage to those suckas over there.
2. I tried peeing on the guys car but I got splash damaged.
3. I'm gonna through my grenade.
BOOM!
That caused like 20% splash damage to those suckas over there.
by stormychild March 23, 2016
Get the Splash Damagemug. A character or person typically in a video game that is proficient at dealing damage while lacking technical skill or game sense. Often good as a filler member of a group or being ordered around as a foot soldier.
"I heard that Fessing kid is good at practice, should we pick him up?"
"Nah, he's just a damage monkey, he won't be good in squads."
"Nah, he's just a damage monkey, he won't be good in squads."
by Fancyson April 28, 2021
Get the Damage Monkeymug. by britto5614 April 5, 2022
Get the EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!mug. Father's Day is always special for Dad because one of his gifts is that Mom begs him for cunt damage.
by RickySStuntDouble June 20, 2015
Get the Cunt Damagemug. "You can leave a pitted/abraded/scratched/bubbled/discolored windshield in your car till 0%!$@&# Doomsday and it will never get hit, but then just as soon as you actually REPLACE said "ancient" glass wif a brand new one, THAT'S when you'll get a bleepin' BIG OL' PEBBLE tossed up by a passing vehicle, and star-crack your nice shiny-fresh windshield all to Hell!"
After several years I eventually got sick and tired of all da misty triplex-haze on my car's original-from-the-factory windshield, and so I finally replaced it --- wouldn't you know that the VERY NEXT DAY it got a huge crack in it after a rock got thrown up by the wheel of a passing dump-truck! Ahhhhrrrggggghhhhh... classic case of Murphy's Law Of Windshield-Damage, I guess!!
by QuacksO July 31, 2018
Get the Murphy's Law Of Windshield-Damagemug. Aka. DDD-lite
The easy version of Destroy Dick December (DDD). In Damage Dick December (DDD-), you ejaculate 3 times a day or more by any means that involves physical stimulation of the penis. Once you've completed the challenge, you'll have ejaculated at least 93 times in one month.
This version of the challenge is necessary because no one has ever actually completed Destroy Dick December and some have actually been hospitalized in the attempt.
The easy version of Destroy Dick December (DDD). In Damage Dick December (DDD-), you ejaculate 3 times a day or more by any means that involves physical stimulation of the penis. Once you've completed the challenge, you'll have ejaculated at least 93 times in one month.
This version of the challenge is necessary because no one has ever actually completed Destroy Dick December and some have actually been hospitalized in the attempt.
"I failed Destroy Dick December last year, so I think I'll just do Damage Dick December this year."
"Oh, you're trying DDD-lite? Well, good luck. It might get hard around Christmas and New Years with all your family over."
" What, my dick or the challenge?"
"Both."
"Oh, you're trying DDD-lite? Well, good luck. It might get hard around Christmas and New Years with all your family over."
" What, my dick or the challenge?"
"Both."
by Biggest Dicky November 12, 2020
Get the Damage Dick Decembermug.