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damaged goods

A person, who makes themselves emotionally unavailable due to unfortunate circumstances in the past. Which in turn makes their significant other pay for the mistakes they had to deal with in the past. Damaged goods tend to run away from their problems instead of facing them head on and tend to make assumptions about present situations due to experiences from the past.
"Why is he being such a dick to me? Did I do something wrong?"

"Naw, he's just damaged goods."

"Why does he have such a problem communicating with me?

"Duh, cuz he's damaged goods!"

"Damn this girl is playing some serious head games"

"Yo bro, it's cuz she's damaged goods"
by gsxrchi September 17, 2012
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dramageddon

A huge dramatic battle between two or more sides which will end in death until only one drama-army remains. Usually occurs on forums or IMs.
It was total dramageddon last night when Trixie found out Stacey had called her a skank behind her back.
by Auau January 2, 2008
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Van Dammage

To inflict unholy amounts of pain on someone, usually with roundhouse kicks and punches that end up in a tense of the bicep.
Dude did you see Jim just roundhouse that nun in the face for coughing near him?

Yea mate, proper Van Dammage!
by jimstallone April 17, 2009
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Damase

Tall, buff, snarky white dude. Swears a LOT. Is really sweet if you push through the tornado of profanities. Is really into firefighting, martial arts, working out. Loves Marvel movies. Damase is the chillest bro, always ready to lovingly kick your ass!
Person A: Oh look, it's Damase!
Person B: Uh oh, what's he doing now?
Person C: Is that a SWORD ON FIRE
Damase: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS?! WHAT WE DOING TODAY? ROCKS? GUNS? ESCAPE ROOMS? LET'S GO

Urban Dictionary Voter: We should approve this definition cuz Damase's friends are trying to pull a totally tubular prank!
Damase's friends: fucking please.
by turtlehaver December 19, 2020
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Damareon

Damareon is a really cool guy but he always get in trouble in school. Damareon is really good at sports and very athletic and strong .
Be like damareon
by Gleek4k October 29, 2019
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damnage

1.) When something is of or has the characteristics of a situation wherein a person might be caused to use the word "damn".

2.) Exactly like 'damn' and can be used accordingly.
darB: I was double-charged for a tank of gas, and my bank denied my dispute.

derF: Damnage. I'd be pissed.

darB: Apparently the email I wrote when I got the letter was pretty good, though. I ended up getting a phone call from someone in executive escalations. They fixed it, but I'm still changing banks. You don't mess with my money.
by 3Dradio January 5, 2009
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Disco damaged

Someone who is suffering from having done to many drugs such as LSD and other 'disco drugs'.
That girl is disco damaged, can't even keep a job anymore.
by fido55 February 2, 2009
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