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I'm a cyclist too

Describes a person who claims to be a cyclist and uses that fact along with claims of their vast experience in the activity to claim they have credibility in discussions about bicycling safety. They tend to suffer from an extreme cases of Dunning-Kruger syndrome and Cycling Inferiority Syndrome and are often arrogant anti-car proponents who wish to use cycling to impose their way of life on others.

It actually turns out they seldom know much - not even the most common types of bicycle crashes and how to prevent them or about the complexities of transportation planning and engineering.

With this lack of knowledge, they often find themselves victims of close calls or misunderstanding how the the transportation system works. For every year of cycling they get away with without something happening to them allows them to boast their arrogance and claim that the way they do things is the "safest" or "best" way to do things. This often is contrary to the actual expert advice. Engaging with these people is often frustrating due to their inability to read and make logic, rational arguments.
Competent Cyclist: This proposed piece of infrastructure is dangerous. It increases the risks of certain turning and crossing movements. Each participant cannot be seen until the last minute - the instant right before the two crash.

Arrogant Cyclist: Competent Cyclist is just a vehicular cyclist who doesn't want people of all ages and abilities to bike.I'm a cyclist too , and I ride every day for transportation, and this makes me feel much safer!
by BMUFL January 23, 2019
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cycle baby

a podcast created by Queen Tyler Oakley and Korey Kuhl.. hilarious advice and anything you have wondered about.
' ohmygraceffa!! did you hear Cycle Baby yesterday?!?'
'YASSS IT WAS SO FUNNY!!'
by calumshood December 30, 2014
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Ortho-Try-cyclen

A birth controle pill containing desogestrel. The "pill" used to prevent pregnancy that is killing young women and causing sever blood clot problems in the lungs and brain. strokes in women and teenagers.
DO NOT TAKE IT! Find another way. Abstenece and porn jacking work better than death.
When I was 16-24 still got pregnant @ 19 "on that pill"(on and off between children) I was on Ortho-Try-Cyclen When I was 27. I experienced a severe headach and slurred speach. I still Went to work and on the way sufferd a T.I.A.(mini stroke). It took me 3 1/2 mnth to recover from this. Lost my high paying job in the proccess from not being able to work. I was one of the lucky ones. A teenage was taking this pill from the age of 12-18, she experienced clotting to her lungs and died 3 days before her 18th birthday. Lawsuites have been filed againsed the Co. I'm not one of them but getting the word out I feel would be better. If you on it stop taking it and seek medical attention.
by shinnyhappypeople November 7, 2009
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cycle inaccurate emulation of their religion

(From software emulators where the processor chip instructions were skipped if they weren't practical/necessary to be emulated)
1. The way any "nonstandard" religion operates today, when compared to back in the days of greco-roman or medieval europe times or the common stereotypes. A cycle accurate Aztec would capture people, sacrifice them to the Sun and eat them. To emulate the Aztecs today would require cycle innacurate emulation because cannibalism and human sacrifice is illegal. Likewise Satanists today are cycle inaccurate because they don't sacrifice goats. Wiccans today are cycle inaccurate because they don't hex their enemies or worship demons. Catholics are cycle inaccurate because they don't burn women at he stake anymore. Being cycle inaccurate is not necessarily a bad thing. The decision to be cycle inaccurate is because of practical and legal reasons.
There are probably people who call themselves Aztecs or Mayans, but that's cycle inaccurate emulation of their religion.
by Bravehearts thirst for blood December 23, 2006
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cyclefag

anyone who rides a bicycle as their main method of transportation
Wow, Tim is such a cyclefag!
by m8m8m8m8m8m8 August 21, 2016
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cycle sucker

John asked Tom if he wanted a nice cycle sucker on the way home.
by RyanFatty13 March 9, 2017
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cycle-tripper

A person who is up 24/7: day in and day out, night after night, without any breaks for sleep(in other words, he/she is a chronic insomniac). The name CYCLE-TRIPPER refers to one full rotation of the Earth.
Paul is a cycle-tripper because I happen to know he works 3 full-time jobs; when is he ever going to have time for himself?
by Paulytaz December 12, 2018
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