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cyber blumpkin

The act of taking a dum, crap, or shit while chatting to a man and/or woman about getting a blowjob.
My favorite new activity is cyber blumpkin. I don't even have to get of the toilet and I can cyber!
by Matt H. (KoS) April 26, 2006
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Cyber Cafe

Synonymous with internet cafe; a place that serves coffee, drinks and has terminals and internet connections to rent by the hour.
The cyber café where Mark tended to end up, evening after evening, served a mediocre Napa white and superb T1 internet access. Mark had a laptop and a dial-up connection in his apartment, but he preferred the faster online connection and the false sense of camaraderie at the café. In truth, no one ever spoke to anyone else there--even the barrista made the drinks in church-like silence. Each patron sipped at his computer booth, lost in a cyberworld of their own creation.

There was a bright new banner, announcing an online dating service. “30 Days, Guaranteed or Your Money Back!” it boasted. What the hell, thought Mark, who was an optimist despite some notable dating disasters in the past. There was that gal from Medway, the one with the three cats and the bad case of…Mark shuddered and tried to wipe that image out of his mind. What the hell, thought Mark, and signed on.

Night after night, he faced a woman across a table, and night after night the same thoughts were exchanged: He’s better than I thought. She’s worse than I imagined. I could manage him, if he’d get a better job. Why can’t there be a woman who’s smart and doesn’t look and smell like exactly a pit bull, thought Mark. There has to be one. Somewhere.


Then he met Belkis. “I changed my name from Magda, “ she confided. Magda, he thought, is a pretty exotic name already. What about Magda needed changing? He didn’t ask.



Belkis was smart, all right, and beautiful, in a dark and somewhat masculinely sinister way. Her figure was taut, her brows somewhat low, and her teeth looked white, but sharp. She wore red lipstick that left a mark on the espresso cups like a vampire bite.

Starting over wasn’t so bad, Mark thought. He didn't like his old job, his cramped apartment or that town anyway. Changing your identity could even be exciting, if you looked at it in the right light. He hadn’t heard from Belkis or her lawyers in over a month. Too bad he forgot to change his cell phone number. Belkis was a patient woman.
by Luigi August 7, 2004
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Cyber goth

A type of goth that belives in futre.

Goths who follow the futre styles, such as flashy clothing, bright colors, glowsticks and such.
Cyber goths usually have colorfull dreadlock falls, goggles, and boots, and alot of colorful bracelets and other accesories.
by Sexy Lynx October 17, 2006
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Cyber stalker

A cyber stalker is a sick and lonely coward individual who abuses the anonymity of the internet as his only possibility to molest another person. This kind of breed uses all kinds of internet services like talk forums or blogs for chasing his victims. The victims are mostly only accidental and get attacked for no given reason.
Commonly used accusations by cyber stalkers: 'XYZ is a nazi.' Or: 'she/he' (the victim) is known for having done this or that' (mostly sexual accusations or perversions). Or just: 'XYZ is a jerk because ...'
by Carlos Cumpleanos December 16, 2008
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cyber

Usually two people who find it hot to talk about stuff they seen in a porno video they seen. Cybering can be used to scam people if you are clever enough (scamming people on wow by taking advantage of their lonliness to scam him for every drop of gold).
#1: Wanna cyber?
#2: Bet your ass I do!
#1: *I remove my panties and start fingering myself*
#2: *I start to suck on your nipples*

10-30min later

#1: That was great.
#2: Ya it was. Here's some gold my love!
#1: I love you :)
by rebornMCW July 11, 2006
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cyber hooker

A person who advertises sex for money over the internet.
I'm going to meet a cyber hooker I saw on the internet. I arranged to meet her at a hotel for 250 dollars.
by Snow_Angels May 10, 2006
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cyber

A word used in movies in the 90's that was used simply t make their movie cooler and up to date, along with "information superhighway" and "Net".
I'm going to cyber-connect to the Information Super Highway Net! Using only my keyboard, never touching the mouse, and a browser that has none of the standard buttons such as back, forward, and even an address bar!
by Majora sono Yokoshima July 30, 2004
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