Cattoo

A tattoo of a domesticated house cat.

Mostly used in a negative sense....

That guy over there has a cattoo, what a loser i mean seriously he is like a cat lady in dude form

by covenentmaster October 6, 2010

Cattle rustling

Engaging in a sexual act with a partner in a room filled with stolen cats and dogs.

I was cattle rustling with this vet last night.

by Awesome Wells February 4, 2014

Molotov Cattail

A violent and somewhat revolutionary act, whereby one takes a mason jar, a flammable liquid of some variety, a roll of duct tape, and, of course, a live, adorable, mewling kitten. You take the jar, fill it a depth of roughly half the cat's length, dangle the kitten head first into the jar (barely deep enough for it's snout to be submerged), securely tape the kitten's haunches/hindquarters into the mouth of the jar, light it's tail, and throw it at the offending party. Preferably, the elderly, for being slow... and smelly. And old.

I was sitting on my porch, and Old Man Jenkins hobbled by. Naturally, I was consumed with a ravenous, hellbound fury and an unquenchable thirst to take his life, via a good ol' Molotov Cattail. My life sentence starts Thursday.

Totally worth it.

by Kamui Takahashi November 8, 2009

Catterall

To stretch a woman's vagina with a using both fists

"I heard she got catteralled" "yeh it was me i got my head in to"

by Shazrimjob December 14, 2013

Cattin

The word Cattin means copying.

Yo are you cattin my swag!

by Mix-Race Man On Road July 16, 2019

big hat, no cattle

A person who wears a large hat but possesses no livestock.

Marty still wears his cowboy hat even though rustlers stole his herd. He's got a big hat, no cattle.

by furtim April 9, 2008

cattlefucker

Sorry i made this word up. I'm such a gimp.

I'll stop putting stupid words on the internet for me to masturbate over

by dude August 13, 2003