Mexican Capri-Sun

The girl is lying on the bed, naked, and pours a whole bowl of Chilli-Con-Carne onto her crotch and fingers some of the chilli inside her slack hole.

Then the guy stands next next to the bed and fucks her - fucking her vagina through the Chilli-Con-Carne. At the same time the couple are each holding a bag of Doritos and dip the crisps into the Chilli and eat them as the intercourse is going on.

Girl: Are you coming over tonight to pop a cherry up me?

Guy: I don't know if I can be bothered.

Girl: We can do the Mexican Capri-Sun

Guy: Alright. I'll pop round after I've finished watching Family Guy.

by Righty Tossbag September 21, 2018

Golden Caprisun

When a catheter is removed from an individual and injested by a receiving party.

This action can also be performed when a catheter is pushed into the urethra and injested.

“I saw grandma drinking a Golden Caprisun earlier today”.

by Mr Charmatic November 28, 2018

rap is crap

hip-hop had some cred...

But modern American rap is crap. I make beats and have met with and worked with enough people to see that a lot of these guys think they can do it. They are right and wrong. It seems the African American male community has a false sense of pride in everything they do... its like no one knows when they suck. But yeah that doesn't matter when you have the cash to get in the studio and someone sells you a really phat beat that makes ur song... But yeah don't accuse me of being racist...its the same with these wiggers, except it's even funnier! I wish rap would promote a better vocabulary. Sometimes I have to curb what I say because I hang out with people who speak terribly. It might be cool when you are chillin on the street shootin dice but not when you are talking to the Executive Director! Remember back when hip hop was popular and you never had to look up lyrics because they always used real words? Anyway...heres some proof that a lot of things about rap sucks. Lil Wayne definately has a catchy style but I wouldn't call this intelligent or deep. I think the beat made the song anyway.

bitch im paid, thats all i gotta say
cant see my lil nigga, the money in the way
and im, im sittin high, a gansta ride blades
if you aint gone ride fly than you might as well hate
shit i gotta eat... even though i ate
it aint my birthday but i got my name on my cake
believe that, if ya mans wanna play
imma fuck around and put that boy brains on the table
so pick 'em up, pop 'em let 'em lay
where im from we see a fuckin dead body everyday
thats, uptown, throwin stuff at 'em
niggaz talk about me im throwin shots back at 'em
bitch im a pipe, and she like a crack attic
and she saw me cookin EGGS and she though i was back at it
i grab the keys, hoe i gotta go
i got my motorcycle jacket and my motorcycle loafs

by BILDO! November 5, 2006

Drop a crap and take a nap

To use the restroom just for the sake of getting a break from work, especially if you stay there for an unusually long time.

Work's been so hectic today. I think I need to drop a crap and take a nap.

by Vinderex December 25, 2019

Oh crap

When you fucked up.

When you figure out your girlfriend has Crabs-Oh Crap

by Jvandy11 March 18, 2009

Caprina

A beautiful girl, that will always put a smile on any strangers face. Is a down to earth girl and sweeter than anyone in the world. She is very caring, nice, awesome, and beautiful. Most people envy her intelligence and charm. She is always caught thinking and tends to be rather complicated. She has many weaknesses and sometimes can't control herself. She's like no other girl in the world. Any guy would be lucky to date her. She is the definition of beauty in the streets and a freak in the sheets.

She is so unique, must be a Caprina

by Theonlinewarrior June 30, 2017

Snap crap

the act of sending a snapchat of the poop you have just made to a friend in the hopes of making their morning a little brighter.

dave: I just got a snap from jim
mark: its probably a snap crap, he just left his desk 5 minutes age.
dave: (opens snap) Damn! thats a solid push, at least 8 inches!
snapchatcrap

by zimplr January 11, 2016