iron curtain

The wall of hair on a bald man's head that doesn't fall out, thus giving him a chance to regain his decency via extreme comb over or a hair transplant.

Hey man I saw Adam the other day and he's really going fucking bald, but his iron curtain is impeccable!

by PPBM February 24, 2012

[roast beef shower curtains]

Refers to low hanging pussy lips.

Did you see the roast beef shower curtainson that bitch?!?!

by stahlout September 15, 2006

beef curtains

Large labial lips. May hang down like two flesh curtains, hence the "beef" part. Usually pretty dryed up and very nasty.

At the beach there was no hiding Mary's beef curtains, as they hung out the sides

by Jumpingrat December 9, 2008

rostbeef curtains

another word for vagina lips

roast beef curtains are dank

by rasta ry February 28, 2005

Courtland

Courtland is a bald man with sand paper like chin features. Usually found in his natural habitat the basketball court and likes to shoot some hoops. Lurks around elementary schools...

"You look like a courtland today"

by Bigbigbogman1984 November 13, 2019

purple curtains

The female version of blue balls.

Sally's boyfriend was an inconsiderate lover and always left her with purple curtains.

by sallymeatport May 5, 2013

beef curtain

Very large and droopy, even pendulous, vaginal labia.

My mom has the biggest pussy lips in the world; they're like a beef curtain.

by Mr. Tapeworm May 28, 2006