kiss cookie

when you attempt to fart on your loved one, but end up shitting yourself a small amount instead.

Person 1: I totally shat on my girlfriend last night.

Person 2: Sick, dude, how?

Person 1: ..I tried to fart on her. But it was only a little bit

Person 2: Damn, talk about a kiss cookie.

by missmanda May 2, 2010

no cookie

Means wrong answer, or an answer not worthy of praise. Especially in an open forum.

A reference to rewarding children with cookies or other treats for good deeds.

No cookie for you, that was totally off topic.

by roguebfl March 5, 2011

Jizz Cookie

a game where several men masturbate around a cookie, aiming to hit the cookie, and the man to ejaculate last, has to eat the cookie.

John, Paul, George, and Rick played a game of Jizz cookie. Rick lost.

by Kuroi February 18, 2009

sharp cookie

moniker applied to a person thought to be especially bright. Usually used by somewhat quaint or old-fashioned people.

Dude 1: "Dude, my bike got messed up, but my roommate fixed it with a coat hanger and a tongue depressor."

Dude 2: "Damn, he's one sharp cookie."

by dreast December 9, 2008

coolsies

Australian slang synonymous with American terms such as "hipster" or "scenester".

Those girls are such coolsies with their bangs and iPods.

by Jon Wilcox November 15, 2005

cookie clicker

a game that is a waist of your life but you do it any way

cookie clicker

by hecken beken September 30, 2019

Special Cookies

Cookies baked with weed in them

Last night i got so high from the special cookies

by madeusmile23 December 17, 2008