Grilla convention

1. A word typically used to describe boss shit
2. A convention center full of bosses with samurai swords, typically trading and discussing the latest psychedellic chemicals. Admission is typically free.

We HITTIN UP THAT GRILLA CONVENTION FREE ADMISSION. LITTLE JOHNNY GOT CALLED UP (JUST KIDDING SHIT AINT FUNNY)/

2. DEEM ME UP SCOTTY WE AT THE GRILLA CONVENTION

3. "
"yo how much are tix to the convention?"
"SHITS A GRILLA CONVENTION FREE ADMISSION"

by don grill a kano May 12, 2009

cunt nugget convention

At work during a shitty time you are part of a cunt nugget convention with VIP tickets and you can’t leave

I’m part of a cunt nugget convention that’s not in Vegas, help me leave

by Cuntnugget convention employee September 23, 2020

Ron Jeremy at a shrimp dick convention

An alternative to the old saying "Stick out like a sore thumb". Ron Jeremy, actor, 'phallanthropist', adult movie legend is known for his massive dong. At a shrimp dick convention, he would put all of the micropenis'd fella's to shame.

"Hey bro! You stick out more than Ron Jeremy at a shrimp dick convention!"

by ThatBritWiener December 10, 2017

connectionitis

Synonym for connectile dysfunction, the inability to gain or maintain an internet connection.

I was expecting him to be online now... could be connectionitis.

by forkalsrud May 8, 2007

Consentientism

A foundationalist societal theory which holds that only a society founded on the fully-informed consent of the individuals involved in the foundation of it is just at foundation and sustainable.

He decided to found a new society on the principles of consentientism.

by Entità Sovrano December 1, 2010

Contextiots

Those who cannot understand context no matter how much they try. They take words and phrases at their bare bones meaning without taking into account the greater meaning hidden inside what has been said. Their understanding and assessment of conversation is very weak and jump to conclusions without trying to examine possible circumstances. These people usually cannot take a joke.

Those interns Jannis hired are complete and utter contextiots.

by TKinfinity July 13, 2019

Inception Conception

When you get pregnant from sleep sex.

You're Pregnant?!" "Yeah, it was an inception conception!

by WithAnE July 2, 2011