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complete blowjob

A blowjob that is carried out completely. It is not just performed as a prelude to sex, instead with the full intention of making the individual climax from start to end. There is no moving into sex or any other activity until an orgasm is reached from the blowjob.
I hate it when Bertha says she's going to give me a blowjob and then stops halfway telling me to just fuck her. Bitch, I said this is going to be a Complete Blowjob. You aint stoppin' until I'm cumming.
by Sqquishyyy August 21, 2014
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kmart complex

A pick up method guys use to belittle girls in order to sleep with them. It works on the priniciple that girls want to prove to guys how classy they are, when it may not always be the case.
Guy - "hey"
Girl (not interested) - "hi"
Guy - "nice dress"
Girl - "thanks it's a ____(insert designer name here)"
Guy - "oh really? i saw on just like it at k-mart" (walks away)
Girl - (trying to prove a point, chases guy) "actually..."
*great conversation starter and keeper as it encourages the girl to try to prove her point to the carefree guy* - the kmart complex.
by star_strat45 March 3, 2007
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wee man complex

A reference to a person who feels inferior and therefore tries to stress the little bit of authority or power that they hold at every opportunity, in an attempt to impress people around him and to incorrectly reassure himself that the power he has is actually worth something.
It is generally used to refer to bouncers or security guards and occasionally but no where near as often some police officers.
1. "That bouncer KB'd me and was a cunt about it".
2. "Aye hes got the wee man complex".
by bigman112 March 7, 2009
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Complete utter bullshit

An article that is not true and is made to make people believe or pursue.
person 1: I can do a backflip on ground.
person 2: Do it!
person 1: I don't really feel like doing it.
person 2: That's complete utter bullshit.
by Jjrnfhc dbsn October 9, 2016
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Complextro

Deriving its influences from Heavy basslines of dubstep, electro house, and fidget house, Complextro is a genre that rose during the latter half of 2010 and is usually credited to SebastiAn. The word form comes from complex, and electro, combining to form "complextro". Typically the tempo is a faster 140+ BPM, and the beats may or may not be syncopated, appearing almost as a break-style. Along with that, this genre is typified by heavy basslines and glitchy vocal, and or synth samples, but also by complex additive synthesis(usually 8+ synth patterns per bar count).

This style of music is almost always confused with dubstep, mostly in the case of Skrillex, and Porter Robinson who are two artists currently raping the shit out the genre. Along with them is Wolfgang Gartner, and the aforementioned SebastiAn, and while there are new artists rising, the complexity and difficulty of producing complextro tracks usually makes this genre only fit for the select few.

It's also good at parties

People will also probably not believe that it even exists.
Ex a:
"Hey man, did you hear scary monsters by skrillex? that's some sick dubstep right there"

"excuse me fine sir, but it appears that skrillex is not a dubstep artist at all, but rather a complextro one"

"what the fuck is that?"

Ex b:

"yo man, I just listened to Porter Robinson, that niggah has some tight ass complextro beats for a 19 year old"

"hell yes, negro, Porter Robinson is "the shit", yo"

"yo man, what the fuck is up with your robot voice?"

fin.
by IVOTH October 3, 2011
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Irreducible Complexity

A myth perpetrated by Creationists and IDiots alike (although they are the same people really). It states that certain bodily systems are "too complex" to have evolved over millions of years despite evidence to the contrary
Creationist IDiot: the human eye is irreducibly complex, it cannot have evolved

Scientist: we have found evidence to the contrary and have run simulations on primitive photosensitive cells which disprove irreducible complexity.

Creationist IDiot: the human eye is irreducibly complex, it cannot have evolved

Scientist: did you understand what i just told you?

Creationist IDiot: the human eye is irreducibly complex, it cannot have evolved

Scientist: I take it you either didn't understand that or you are just close minded towards evolution

Creationist IDiot: the human eye is irreducibly complex, it cannot have evolved

Scientist: ok I'm not dealing with you anymore

Creationist IDiot: We won! he cannot prove Evilution, WE WON!!!
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The Atlas Complex

A state of mind in which a person believes that the 'world is on their shoulders' and are unable to deal with what they perceive as endless problems.
From Atlas, the Greek God who literally bore the world on his shoulders. Try being that poor bugger.
David: What's up, Mandy?
Mandy: Everything.
David: Woah seems you have a major case of the Atlas Complex.
by NumoWrestler March 30, 2009
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