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competitive sitting

The extremely competitive sport of seeing who can sit for the longest period of time. First official high school team created for this in early 2011 in Missouri.
by N00berson McGee July 12, 2011
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Competional

A term describing an individual who is competitive and confrontational.

One who will do whatever it takes to win meaningless fights or games.
My buddy will debate the rules and intimidate other people in order to win a game, he is so competional.
by Speak it September 1, 2011
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competitive facebooking

competitive facebooking is the act of checking in or posting on facebook to one up your friends, relatives, or other that have it better than you.
We checked in at a really nice place, and shortly after he checked in at the old haunt. I think he is competitive facebooking.
by no1special March 5, 2014
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commiefascist

What Joseph Stalin was.
Stalin was such a fucking commiefascist
by autistic nerd 1991 September 19, 2016
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Competitive

Being more focused on victory, or the aspects like domination of an activity, than actual point/enjoyment of the activity for or by anybody else.
No wonder he/she wasnt thought of as fun to take to parties anymore by the people who once thought he/she was (some had never thought that he/she was fun to take anywhere or be around), he/she really thought of life as nothing but a competition, and had come up with spiritual answers to everything that other people didnt think were competition in life despite not really believing in any of the bullshit answers himself/herself. One thing a competitive person doesn't get is how much loss their is in a war that is considered won by the group that calls themselves the winners, they're too focused on the winning part to get it, despite claiming to be somehow deeper thinking than other people (depth is also no good if it turns into competitive bullshit). Focusing on something besides winning would actually cause them to look at negative things in themselves and other people and wonder if they're really such a winner that they claim to be, or whether it's just everybody else that is the bully, or the self-serving asshole, or the narcissist, or the negative influence.
by Solid Mantis July 20, 2020
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cum commie

most hardcore, most glorious sex enthusiast to ever exist since the birth of King Tamba. All the women wants to claim him, but he can never belong to one single women.
girl 1 : did you know cum commie has a harem?!
girl 2 : omg yes I so wanna be part of it!!
by AvidSexEnthusiast6969 March 3, 2021
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semi-shaped 2x4 and commie steel

any soviet or russian military firearm that infects this world-

much hated by Americans.

the semi shaped 2x4 comes from the stock while the commie steel comes from the barreled action.
the communist picked up his semi-shaped 2x4 and commie steel and died when it blew up in his face
by just a good ol' boy May 27, 2011
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