comedy of terrors

When a series of mishandled events happen wherein each successive event is more horrific than the previous one.

Candy remarked that she thought forgetting her credit card would not have been that big of a deal to buy some smokes that night. Little did she know it would set off a comedy of terrors where she would have to prostitute herself to a chlamydia-riddled Albanian transvestite in front of her father just to get her car out of impound to rescue the infant in her trunk.

by von groovy May 19, 2017

coimetromania

An abnormal attraction to and desire to visit cementeries.

"Why do you want to stop at every cementerie we pass? You mus have Coimetromania!"

by Yummy Mummy Of 7 July 31, 2019

come come paradise

some questionable material kakashi reads in naruto and naruto shippuden, written by jiraiya aka. ero sennin

naruto: sakura-chan! sakura-chan! have you seen kakashi sensei???
sakura: he's probably reading come come paradise
naruto: he's reading ero sennin's r-rated porn book... how surprising
sasuke: he's late again
*kakashi appears*
kakashi: sorry... i guided someone to the hokages's office, he was lost-
naruto, sakura, sasuke: ...
naruto, sakura, sasuke: KAKASHI SENSEI
kakashi: heh heh heh

by superiorlesbian August 19, 2019

Comedetrics

The study of comedy and all the technical stuff behind it

Yo, I study Comedetrics in college!

by Tooniesir February 1, 2020

comebackability

The quality of being able to make a comeback, or to come up with witty replies quickly.

Sara couldn't think of a proper comeback quickly, her comebackability wasn't high at the time.

by sm4rta March 26, 2020

Comedy Connects

An epic stand-up comedy podcast that is not your mother's podcast.

I was listening to Comedy Connects and could NOT stop laughing!

by comedyexpert April 4, 2022

ComedyCzech

The owner of the SCP Secret Laboratory server, "Skull Island".
He is commonly seen as a good server owner, commonly doing events and other activities that improve the experience of the server.

Many call him a furry but he has never officially come out as one despite the fact that he has played the game "Changed" to its entirety.

ComedyCzech please do an event round!

by CaotiCxWarfarE October 14, 2022