Columbus Nova

To become the leader of a community/company/club/etc and to instantly fuck things up.

Jon: Did you hear about the recent acquisition of SOE?

Dave: Ya, it was totally Columbus Nova'd.

by Dst79 February 11, 2015

Columbian breakfast

Cocain served as a substitute for breakfast, in bed.

A women is surprised by her loving sugar daddy with Columbian Breakfast in bed. In what content was the breakfast served on you ask? a mirror. And the utensils? A razzor blade.

by Plude Gist October 24, 2009

Columbian Colonoscopy

v. The act of opening the brown eye of someone very special using a gynecological speculum, sprinkling some nose candy into the dark hole, then packing it in with your hard flesh arrow.

Vanessa: "Ouch! my ass is still hurting and my heart is pounding! What happened last night?"

Manuel: "Actually, a whole gang of us decided to give you a Columbian Colonoscopy... You're Welcome!"

Vanessa: "Oh that makes sense."

Manuel: "By the way, you owe me 20 bucks for the coke."

Vanessa: "Lame!"

by RedDan69 January 26, 2011

Columbus that bitch

To claim a table at a restaurant without waiting at the host table. Walking up to the table and claiming it as yours instead of waiting.

I'm tired of this wait. See that table over there? Let's Columbus that bitch!

by K-smiles November 21, 2014

columbian cucumber

After inserting a cucumber into a vagina, the person would then remove it and proceed to smuggle it across the border to the anal cavity, where there is a small rodent awaiting the cucumber for a snack

Gerbil: ive been stuck in here for 2hours waiting for my columbian cucumber to arrive

by te anau boy April 13, 2015

Columbia Secondary School

A broke and STOOPID school that has a lot of bad children and is not a school you want to go to.

You have to be really smart to get into Columbia Secondary School

SIKE . YOU THOUGHT

by CSS STUDENT March 18, 2019

Columbus West

Its a middle school in a village called cicero,ILL the school is boring .The teacher don't give one fuck bout you and theres also a racist math teacher there her name is Ms.Homerding so watch out kids.The principal Mr.Garcia is chill but when it comes to bad things he mad af trust me.5th grades be thinking there the shit like Brianna and America 😂😂 y'all bitches tbh.Theres lot of beaners in the school so be aware.Lunch lady's are chill except for a couple of them which got fired🤣.so yeah thats Columbus West

Oh hey have you heard of the School Columbus West?

Yeah its fucking trash🙃

by Nick-gerr October 17, 2019