neo-conservative

"A liberal who has been mugged by reality." (Irving Kristol)

The difference between a neo-conservative and a bleeding-heart liberal is: the former gets mugged and actually does something to prevent it from happening again, while the latter is so afraid of being accused of "profiling" that he becomes the victim he thinks his predators are.

by fifilarue August 24, 2014

conservative

one of face of a trick nickel

"isn't it frustrating when liberals go too far and conservatives are just clueless?"

by DisneylanDachau April 13, 2007

conservative anarchist

A conservative anarchist is an anarchist who holds anarchy to an ideal but realizes it is unrealistic and impossible in its true form.

Look at Susan, she is such a conservative anarchist. She wants to bring down the state in a blaze of glory, but she can't help but feel that it would cause too much trouble.

by skhulzy May 14, 2015

conswervative

A liberal who appears to be conservative to appeal to the right with conservative sounding promises. However, when voted in, the liberal goes back to his or her liberal ways. A common tactic by the left.

Jon Corzine promised to never raise taxes on New Jersians to appear to be a conservative. He really was a conswervative, showing his true colors when he raised the sales tax to 7% and otherwise broke his promise to never raise taxes.

by Junior J October 2, 2007

conservative intellectual opinion

A handful of free-range nutjobs like Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh

Donald Trump bases his policies on the grand traditions of conservative intellectual opinion.

by Crawdad Nelson December 3, 2016

Compassionate Conservative

A person who is to the left of traditional conservatism, often but not always a politician who is looking to gain votes from undecided voters. However this strategy leads to hatred from both the left and the right. See RINO

The compassionate conservative voted for the war, but then in an attempt to save their seat voted for massive social programs raising the ire of both liberals and true conservatives.

by Sam9999 August 18, 2009

conservative

A general-purpose word for placing one's scumbaggery beyond criticism.

"I think we should just blow the whole Middle East up with nukes and build a theme park in place of Israel/Palestine."

"Wow, you're a total piece of shit."

"Oh, so just because I'm a conservative you're calling me a piece of shit? Learn to be tolerate other political ideologies you liberal fascist."

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart May 21, 2018