Chocolate Punching Bag

The sexual act in which the male inserts his testicles into his partner's anus, where he/she will shit them out. Then the male takes his now fecally coated scrotum, and use it as a bludgeoning tool on said partner, hitting them repeatedly in the face. Counts should be yelled out loud, preferably in a somwhat Irish/Scottish accent. Giggles are permitted.

Glenn: I gave Jill a chocolate punching bag. I got up to 32 before she passed out and my bruises became inbearable. Not a night I will soon forget.
Ben: Epic.

by TheDurheim May 9, 2008

Chocolate/Bacon Theory

The Chocolate/Bacon Theory (CBT) states that if you present any food that does not already contain either chocolate or bacon (as this would contradict the Unified Theory of Chocolate and Bacon), its taste will be prominent or non-altered when adding said foods.

Chocolate/Bacon Theory Equation:

f + cb >= f

by Professor Luds December 22, 2008

Chocolate Lancer

Chocolate Lancer is a weapon skin from the game Gears of War. No matter what people think, it is not taking your feces cover penis and inserting it into a vagina.

Guy: "Do you like my chocolate lancer?"

Girl: "I'm not into that... feces in my vagina can lead to an infection."

Guy: "I'm talking about Gears of War you stupid whore!"

Guy thinking.... "No I wasn't... :("

by Adam Fenix October 20, 2011

chocolate mouse

How some people pronounce the phrase, "chocolate mousse" {"mousse" should be pronounced as though it were spelled, "moose"}.

{Norm}: Awww motherfucker pussy cocksucker!!!
{Debbie:} What happened Norm?
{Norm}: I just nocked over this fucking chocolate mouse and now there's brown shit all over the floor!

by Telephony July 25, 2014

Teriyaki Chocolate

Girl of Asian descent that has physical characteristics of a female of african descent. Specifically ghetto booty on an Asian girl. Often described as being a myth and not actually existing. Sightings of big foot are more common then Teriyaki Chocolate.

That is the first time I've ever witnessed Teriyaki Chocolate. That girl had a beautiful butt.

by ApexVIII April 14, 2009

The chocolate swirl

When you insert your dick into someone's (male OR female) asshole and they shit on the dick with such force that it goes inside the tip. You then take it out and do the helicopter with your dick while peeing so that the poop inside of the penis comes out, creating the swirl. It is then sucked and licked clean of all remaining poop on the outside of the penis (or inside if they're brave enough.)

Yeah, me and Tom Cruise did The chocolate swirl yesterday at the orphanage, I was on the receiving end.

by DemetriusHalasborough January 21, 2022

chocolate socket

Slang term for anus, specifically an anus used for anal intercourse.

I could not wait to stick my cock into Jill's chocolate socket.

by Levontaun April 4, 2007