Cock2Cock

Cock2Cock is when two men rub their penis' together until they are eternally joined together.

Penis' : *rub rub rub* *Cock2Cock*
*BAM*
Penis' : *Joined together etternally*

by mrticklefeller October 11, 2010

Cockblocktopus

A guy who is so good at cock blocking that he can do it to several people at the same time like an octopus reaching out in all directions with its tentacles.

He was such a cockblocktopus last night every girl in the bar left early.

by Freddy Stiggers September 9, 2011

Cock Block Platinum

When you cock block someone in a way which gets you some instead.

Josh: "When we rolled up to the park to fuck we scared away some other couple that was fooling around."

Fred: "Cock Block Platinum Dude!"
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Rupert: "Yah Sylvester was going to get some at the party but I was using his room with Natalie"

Eduardo: CBP motherfucka!!

by JB-G November 4, 2010

Writer's cock block

When you can't seem to finish writing a song or poem that is sure to get you laid upon completion

-"So when you showed Laura that poem you wrote her, did you get some?"

-"No I got writer's cock block half way through, and couldn't finish"

by Codeplayer October 3, 2011

Cock block

When a guy moves in on a girl that another man has began courting. Usually at a party/club/bar while the other man goes for a drink or to the bathroom but can also apply to any situation where a man has expressed interest in a girl and another man moves in without regard/respect. It is a sign of grievious disrespect and may result in shunning from the male group or a serious beating/pounding/rolling or other retribution. (also Cock blocker and cock blocking)

"I was talking to this girl and my buddy sat down on the other side of her and kept butting into our conversation trying to flirt with her, I'm gonna beat that cock blocker down!"

by Rob Batavia February 27, 2003

Cockblocked

Originally meaning when a person is about to engage in sexual activity and a person (family member, friend, child etc.) stops any chance of doing so. This can also be applied to any day to day non-sexual activity. Such as going out with friends, smoking bud, etc.

"Dude, I was guna get some ass, but then her best friend, who I think is a dyke and totally has a crush on her, cockblocked me."

"Fuck man, we were going to the movies, but then my mom cockblocked me."

by pistolpetee January 7, 2010

cockblocker

A guy/girl, especialy friend or family who intentionately or not stops you from getting laid...it can be done by phone, visiting, etc.

I was about to lose my virginity, when a Maniac friend of mine called to ask if i was watching T.V. Because of that cockblocker I missed my chance...

by I-Maniac February 9, 2007