Clay dick

1. Lame playground insult used to taunt boys named Clayton.

2. A potent potable rumored to have originated at the Hilton Boston-Woburn, consisting of a Plantation Jamaica rum base, Luxardo maraschino liqueur, and several other digestifs. Served up in a daiquiri glass.

3. Literally a dick formed from clay.

Punk-ass kid: Hey Clay dick.
Clayton: Fuck you! You're a dick!

Guy: I'll have a clay dick please.
Bartender: Up or on the rocks?
Guy: Up you imbecile.

The artisan had an unusually large grin as he put the finishing touches on his latest clay dick.

by The_Klay May 8, 2018

Take A Clay

When one has absorbed copious amounts of Mexican food and does not realize they need to poop. They then believe they are going to release the most satisfying fart in the history of time, but instead drop of a mountain of shit into their pants. They then make their fiance wash their tainted pants. Also used as a general term for basic bowel movement.

Hey it smells like tacos in here
Yeah I'm about to Take A Clay, fire up that washing machine

by Honky Actual May 20, 2016

clay target

A gay engineer's butthole

Everybody took turns blowing out his clay target.

by Bubba Buttfucker February 11, 2018

Clay Holmes

The best relief pitcher the game of baseball has ever seen. His demon sinker is without doubt the best pitch in baseball and paired with his wipeout slider he is unhittable.

For those of you who don’t know Clay Holmes, he has a 3.77 SIERA, and a 72.8 GB%, which is 1st in all of MLB. He also can strike batters out, with a 23.3 K%. Only issue is the walks, at 13.2%. We trade Park but we weren’t gonna use him anyways, so I really like this.

by Shad November 22, 2021

Clay

i love clay so much hes great af
hes always so cute an kind,he loves calling me his gf i love it sm,hes a very masculine man and funny af i love his 1000 eye pics in my gallery

luzie: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH CLAY.

by luzie<3 November 21, 2021

Clay

i love clay sm hes great af
hes always so cute and kind,he loves sending 1000 eye pics and i love every pic, hes a very masculine boy with CURLYYYYY hair my Italian boyyyyy

luzie: I LOVE CLAY SM I CANT WAIT TO MEET YOU.

by luzie<3 November 21, 2021

Clay

Clay is a very sexy hot young lad, He is british which makes him hot. Clay is very funny and is great at advice, He is also colour-blind which is even more attractive. Everybody loves Clay because of his personality and they are self-aware of their hotness. Clay has dirty-blonde and blue eyes, rumour has it if you stare into his eyes a among us will come. Clay is a god at video games and has god complex, get urself a man who is called Clay people. Im telling you, please hmu.

Oh by jove! Is that thyist Clay the 2nd?

Yes! Isn't the young lad very hot?

by kittycatmeowmeow123 September 6, 2021