chumming

When a closeted gay husband uses his wife as bait to attract a straight man/couple in the hopes of having sex seemingly 'unplanned' sex with the man.

I knew that guys offer of NSA sex with his wife was too good to be true; he was clearly at that nightclub chumming with her.

by DrBBD August 18, 2017

chumpawumpus

It is a term for your fat dog or cat

“Jimmy’s dog is a real chumpawumpus.”

by Sum Danky Boi November 9, 2017

Chumpanasaurus

Pronounced as "Chump A Na Saurus" or "Chump A Saurus" for short. A green mystical creature originally created by DJ Kontrol in the 80's LA/SGV party scene for the amusement of his close friends. From this time, this word has made it's way into the modern "Back to the 80's" crowd. Used to to describe a close friend and party-er with a pronounced pompadour called a "Diving board". A Chumpasaurus has an insatiable appetite for "Shenanigans and Hijinx" .A cross between disco heads from the 80's party scene coupled with the word "chump". Derived by taking a Chump and crossing with green fluffy cartoon dinosaur with a huge pompadour and dolphin shorts.

Hey, there "Chumpanasaurus", how's your taco? Chumpanasaurus, your taco is looking really good after that can of Aqua Net. You hear any good Hitler jokes lately, or perhaps spotting a few "B's" for amusement? What about them cat videos?

by Firepower2010 February 5, 2018

Chumming

Metaphorically spreading the remains of a dead fish in political waters to catch a live shark. Typically a last ditch political strategy- assassinate character by publicly broadcasting salacious, unverified and unproveable accusations - typically based on events 20+ years old - to see if it will generate newer copy cat accusations. Hopefully, from younger, hotter accusers.

Senator Maxipad is chumming the waters to see if she can kill Judge McWhiteywhite’s Supreme Court nomination.

by Gladystoper September 17, 2018

cummach ache

When your stomach hurts or aches after you swallow cum.

Me: "I have such a bad cummach ache"
Boyfriend: "Well you did swallow my cum"

by eekabooka November 17, 2018

Chummy

Being the person who kills every joke instantly and keeps saying it over and over again like it's funny cough cough Sam

Hey dude I broke up with my ex girl. Hey dude stop your being chummy.

by UFERob December 2, 2018

chumach

Stomach and chin put together, to describe when your chin touches your stomach

Hey, lift up your chin you're giving yourself a major chumach!

by SuezeeSmurd March 6, 2019