wand chowder

Highly prized semen. Wand chowder is so sought after that average men would pay a stud endowed with that wand chowder to impregnate their wives.

Theo Von invented the word on the spot when a caller to his show, This Past Weekend, asked him to impregnate his wife.

See also: root sauce, stick venom

I've got that wand chowder, babyyy!

by HwackyHwednesday November 7, 2023

Chowder Run

To walk through Fisherman's Wharf in Monterey, California with the sole intent of getting as many free clam chowder samples as you can.

I'm hungry and got no money, time to head to the wharf for a chowder run

by fanofthetimes October 19, 2010

National corn chowder day

February 30th, The national day of corn chowder (arguably the best type of chowder).

"Today is February 30th, the best holiday of the year"
"What day is it?"
"National corn chowder day of course!"

by ilovepeebybridgers February 25, 2022

The Clam Chowder

The Clam Chowder is when a person with a penis ejaculates into their bellybutton and their partner then proceeds to slurp it out of their bellybutton like soup.

“Cory said that Bentley performed The Clam chowder on him. I bet he is full now.”

by DoIMakeYouRandy? March 17, 2024

blow chowder

To vomit heavily.

John thought he was keeping his drinking under control until he thought he might blow chowder on the couch.

by lsc9x August 22, 2011

trouser chowder

chunks of ejected semen found in one's drawers post-coitus.

I almost got lucky, but got sick when I found she had a bad case of Cheney trouser chowder.

by Icarus33 December 16, 2013

Chowder house

When at least 3 men cum inside all of a woman's holes.

My bros and I gave some slut a chowder house last night, she was begging for it.

by anonymous May 10, 2023