chode load

A choad load is used as an adverb before something.

It's a lot like shit load.

Dude, we have a chode load of homework tonight.

by The Jesus Bot June 5, 2007

chode brush

A long handled brush usually used to wash one's back that is used to scrub the chode when the arms can't reach.

Fred had such little arms, he had to scrub with a chode brush.

by Sparkle75 December 2, 2007

Chode Gold

A substance which is located deep in the heart of a chode. It is smelly and slightly yellow. Its smell has been compared to that of a fat man's anus who just ran a mile. It tastes like tangy pineapple juice, and it is basically chode cum.

My boyfriend gave me some chode gold last night after I sucked him hard. Tasted like pineapple but smelled like poo.

by The Chode Scientist January 13, 2009

Ryan’s Chode

Young hairy Irish Code. At least 30 inches wide and a maximum of 2 inches long. Wrapped with filthy foreskin. Never meant to be used.

What is that thing?! It looks like Ryan’s Chode! Yuck!

by Jeremy Wegner May 3, 2023

Chode Salsa

When blood from a woman's vagina or from a man's rectum leaks out and dribbles down over the area between their rectum and genitals, dries out, and becomes caked on the skin.

Your taking a shower , you look down and see blood under your nut sack and you say "Gross...chode salsa".

by RinceWind69inc March 21, 2008

chode loaf

A Fatt, meaty, dangley, stuby loaf of penis dangerouse when touched may skeet on the facial feachers and cause steaming pile of pulpy flesh ;

hey hensworth, you have a chode loaf watch out.

by Priscilla Platzer June 28, 2008

Chodeboner

A boner which instead of getting longer it becomes wider

1) Hey Becky look at that chodeboner

2) "So i was fucking this guy last night, and he so had a chodeboner!"

by Sickle Hilly Bay October 22, 2008