Choke the Homies Wednesday

Every Wednesday you surprise the homies with a loving choke

Jim walked up to Bob

Jim chokes Bob
Bob moans

Jim exclaims Choke the Homies Wednesday

by Choking dem homies December 19, 2021

Choke for coke

A person who performs oral sex in exchange for cocaine

Jeff: Hey, Slick. What's Blondie's situation? Does she choke for Coke?
Dan: You should ask her.

by Unpaintedjuggalo June 12, 2022

choke her with a sea view

"Cocaine,side boob,choke her with a sea view"
The most concerning lyrics off of Harry Styles' new album 'Harry's House' from the track 'keep driving'

I sing as my mom walks in my room and asks " Choke her with a sea view?" *i think she might ban me from listening to harry* "are you listening to gay music,are you gay?"And I simply say "no mom it's curly mchazzaman" *ignoring the gay part*and she leaves but still doesn't know the truth 😔😔*I'm bi*

by Larry's_extra_gold_glitter_on_ November 7, 2022

tuscan choke

Choking someone while shoving assorted Italian spices in their anal cavity.

Last night, my lady love was in the mood for Italian. So I Tuscan choked her.

by Argylegargoyle October 9, 2013

Hair Choke

When a girl sleeps with her hair down and in the morning it is wrapped around her neck.

Hey this morning I had a hair choke!

by GetItMichigan February 2, 2015

Naruto Choke

When you're hitting a girl from the back and tell her to choke you so she bends her arms like shes gonna Naruto run but instead chokes you with her arms back

*slap* *slap* Guy: "Naruto Choke me!" Girl: "Ok!" *Girl puts her arms back and chokes you sexually*

by Naruto Boi August 9, 2019

Woke Choked

When a girl eats Sea Moss of your Wanker.

Man I met this chick at Yoga today. She Wanted to read my Tarot cards then get WOKE CHOKED

by BrodyMus3 October 28, 2020