choad

a penis whose diameter is greater that the leangth as measured from the top.

A very short fat penis may be a choad, if indeed it is fat or short enough.

by char July 30, 2003

choddie

A turd, dump, poo, shit etc.

"I'll rub your feet in a moment Grandma, i'm just off for a quick choddie"

by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 12, 2006

choad

Basically, any excess skin on the head of a penis or in the scrotum to anus area. On the female, her vuluptous vulva and her taint region

jesse pulled back his choad to remove the lint from the head of his penis or his scrotum to anus region.

by jgiddy99 December 27, 2006

Chadism

(Chæ’d-Ism) – n. a complement given in an insulting manner; a cycle of complements and insults often of a contradictory nature.

Chadism: Look at those fat love handles… you wouldn’t be so cold if you weren’t so skinny.

by Linzra March 20, 2007

r/Chodi

1) A free speech subreddit that bans people for expressing 0.1℅ liberal views
2) Indian version of T_D but 1000 times worse

r/Chodi memes are so awful. They're probably from 1998-2002 era

by Chaddi123 September 14, 2021

Choaties

'Choatie' is a word that refers to the students who attend Choate Rosemary Hall, a preparatory boarding school in Wallingford, CT. The people who refer to these students as 'choaties' are the people who live in Wallingford or the students at the other preparatory schools in the area. 'Choatie' is a slang word for a 'Choate student.' The people of Wallingford get rather annoyed with the 'Choaties.' Many people think they are overly rich brats that crowd local stores. They also cause traffic throughout the day by crossing the roads. They cross the roads numerous times; whether it is between classes or in the afternoon for a recreational activity.

"There is traffic in town. The choaties just got done with class."

"Half Moon was so crowded because there was a crowd of chaoties to showed up right before us."

by Melonhead693 December 27, 2009

Choad Monster

This is a huge hairy monster that eats people who are called "choads" they also like to feed on "choad warriors". These monsters have been around for hundreds of years. More and more variations of choad are being created everyday. The newest type of choad that has been seen is the Salmon Choad. The Choad monster has taken a great liking to attacking and eating this particular type of choad. The only thing that can stop a Choad Monster is an elite group of three mammoth cats, they are called G-Unit, Panther and Blackie. Hopefully one day they will bring down the Choad monster and all choads on earth shall be safe to live in peace.

"Ah it's the Choad monster run!!!!!!!!"

by Crazy McMental May 28, 2006