Black Cheetos

You know, it's that thing when pubic hair is done in dreadlocks and resembles the size and shape of a popular finger snack.

Last night I had a run in with Black Cheetos and I had to bail. I should have known that the carpet matched the curtains!

by hounddiggity May 25, 2010

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Cheeto Bag

When young, horny, impoverished males want to score but refuse to spring the money for a condom. Instead, they strap an empty cheeto bag on their dick with a rubber band as a form of contraception.

Can also refer to taking a heedless risk that is easily preventable by expending minimal effort, such as moving a settler outside your cultural boarders in Civilization without a military escort.

"Baby aren't you gonna use a condom?"

"Nah, I got this cheeto bag here... Can you hand me that rubber band though?"

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Alan: "Ok settlers done and I'm moving him over to that plains hill"

Carl: "Wait do you have a warior to escort it?"

Alan: "Nah... Ima cheeto bag this guy... Itll be fiiiiiinnnnnee."

Lion: "Roar"

Alan: "Damn it"

by Mansa Musa September 10, 2010

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Cheetofinger

nasty sticky stuff on your fingers like cheetos.

I wanted to rub my eye but I had Cheetofinger.
I'd date that girl but I'm afraid I'll get Cheetofinger.

by Grizz1 February 3, 2010

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chaton

French slang for a hot young asian female, for their similarities with kittens. Can also refer to their sex organs. Chatons are very desirable, and anyone who has one is a very lucky man.

My chaton girlfriend has the sexiest legs I've ever seen!

Did you see the chaton walk by? I think she meowed at me...

by aznbb2 April 10, 2010

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